LAT’S DANIELS SERVICES VAST ARRAY OF READER’S NEEDS: Last night for the first time this season, we actually watched a Dodger game of our own volition. In other words, the game wasn’t the only teevee choice at our favorite westside watering hole.

But while we have our own thoughts on Barry Bonds’ rather confused, impotent performance, we’ll leave it up to the formerly-drab Christine Daniels of the LOSS ANGELES TIMES to fill you in on what happened last night.

And while she’s at it, Daniels can also provide handy advice on how to get your gender officially changed on your drivers license (who said the circulation-challenged newspaper isn’t truly a full-service media outlet?)