8:35 PM Jerry Jones is my Sensory overlord.

8:02 PM Joan Hellyer of the Bucks County Courier Times somehow reports with a straight face, "A Harry S Truman High School senior was found not guilty of disorderly conduct Monday in connection with his run across the school football field while dressed up as a cow during a game timeout."

7:49 PM Gerald Cosley of CSTB notes the irony of the NBA banning a former Sacto Kings scout for gambling, with gambling money funding the team. Also: "If there's really zero tolerance for wagering in the NBA, when do the Bobcats announce they're disassociating themselves from Michael Jordan?"

7:27 PM In case you're unaware, the stolen Great Dane mascot outfit of the University of Albany has been located, and Bob Barker is a prime suspect.