Chris Long Much Closer To Scoring Jared’s Porn

Terry Lefton of SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY points us to promotion by Subway that will definitely appeal to the masses trolling for internet porn who enjoy whiling away the day on the web. Oh yeah, and Chris Long fans!:

Jared Fogle Of Subway Sold Porn In College

(Indulge us, we just can’t get enough of this story)

Top NFL Draft prospect DE Chris Long has signed a deal with Subway that has him appearing in 15 Webisodes on Subwayfreshbuzz.com around the NFL Draft. Long also will make appearances for the restaurant chain. In some of the Webisodes, produced by Source Communications, Long shows Subway icon Jared Fogle how to attain “NFL shape.”

Jared Fogle Of Subway Hand Sanitizer Free

(Lost opp: Subway webisode could’ve featured Long as Purell endorser)

What you (and Chris Long) probably know: Jared (allegedly) used to sell porn in college.

What you (and Chris Long) probably don’t know: Jared (allegedly) used that experience as inspiration to develop the sweet onion sauce they slather on Subway’s mutant chicken subs.

The “webisodes” of Long and the Mr. Skin of sandwich shops feature Jared attempting to lift a weight and wrangle tackling dummies. Much more interesting is his appearance.

Jared has one thing in life that he has to do in order to secure his family’s financial future: Don’t get fat.

Jared Fogle Loves Extra Cheese

But based on his porcine appearance in the videos, unless he’s currently in the middle of a one-man show run portraying the life and times of Dan Dierdorf, he needs to seriously back off Subway’s strange, triangular (alleged) cheese.