It’s been a topsy-turvy kind of day for Greg Norman to say the least, after losing his 2-shot lead going into the final round. Luckily, later on tonight he will be able to forget his worries in the ample comforting bosom of wife and ADMITTED(!) HOME(!) WRECKER(!) Chris Evert.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over. We can all sleep well at night now that we know — for a fact! — that the real reason behind both Evert’s and Norman’s divorces was because of the hot and sticky passion of their loins. NEWS.COM.AU has all the sordid details after the jump.
The tennis legend revealed that she and Norman had tried to fight their desire for each other and had undergone couples-counseling with their longtime spouses, Andy Mill and Laura Andrassy, in an effort to overcome their mutual attraction.
But Evert, who married the Great White Shark in a lavish ceremony in the Bahamas last month, said counseling did not work and the pair dissolved their marriages to be together.
“It was like an irresistible force,” she said. “How do you explain something like that?”
It was an irresistible force, alright. An irresistible force … in their pants!
In case you still don’t get exactly how it all went down, here’s a helpful illustration that you can print up, laminate and consult at will:
And once again we ask, was it really worth $100 million, Norman?
8:46 pm on August 27th, 2008
Chris Evert should not be any where near children at her academy. She is a terrible example.
8:24 pm on March 3rd, 2009
Norman and Evert, the great liars in the century.
7:18 pm on March 5th, 2009
Chris and Greg will suffer for sure; there is no way they should have wrecked 2 homes.
12:41 pm on October 4th, 2009
They are disgusting, selfish, self-absorbed, greedy, materialistic, narcissistic, low-life WHITE TRASH. The way this a*hole treated his devoted wife & mother of his children (who basically raised them while he was off pursing his obsession of being ‘Number ONE’…) is CRIMINAL… and Evret is a disgusting scumbag for pursuing another woman’s husband blatantly right in front of her face. All the money in the world and still no class, integrity, maturity or intelligence. Anyone could see from a mile away this would never last. They deserve every bit of misery that could ever come their way. Their exes are well rid of such garbage…!!!
5:39 pm on October 6th, 2009
I remember years ago Andy Mills wife chasing Chris’s car and yelling and screaming at her for breaking up her marriage to Mills. My point is Ms Evert is pretty experienced at this and Andy should have figured he’d be left in the dust when she decided to “move on Up”