• DC SPORTS BOG puts on news that Chris Cooley’s wife Christy shows love for her Redskins hubby through the medium of t-shirt messages.

Wonder if she’ll sport a similar shirt for new arrival Jason Taylor.

• How would you celebrate a walk-off home run? THE FIGHTINS’ finds the Marlins’ Jorge Cantu doing it by tugging a teammate’s testes.

• Luckily, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers a product that could provide some penile comfort to Cantu’s tuggee, Scott Olsen.

• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME calls foul, as a Portuguese soccer team apparently gets away with trying to bribe the referees. Couldn’t the club have just distracted the officials by planting their pretty fans along the pitch?

• How far will you go for free beer? The MADISON (WI) CAPITAL TIMES unearths about 250 baseball fans willing to eat beetles for bonus brews.

• Just when you thought the world was safe from Kato Kaelin, RANDBALL slices up news that O.J.’s former houseguest is pitching a reality show.

• HOME RUN DERBY scratches up news that San Francisco Giants fans are once again bugged by Crazy Crabs.

• DEADSPIN washes up word that the Athletics’ Darin Barton takes a dive, and it really hurts.

• THE BIG LEAD believes the Brewers really do want to win, now that they’ve acquired Ray Durham.