• Chris Cooley is sorry for accidentally posting pics of his penis online - but not as sorry as we are for seeing it.

(OK, last shot we’ll show of Chris Cooley in short shorts - we promise)

• Turns out DeSean Jackson’s penchant for celebrating TDs prematurely is nothing new.

• Meanwhile, Tony Kornheiser celebrates NFL Hispanic Heritage Month in his own special linguistic way.

• Lane Kiffin is still the Raiders’ coach (as of this writing). But if Al Davis does ditch him, Lane could secure employment in Syracuse.

• Maybe Charger fans can take some small consolation knowing that ref Ed Hochuli has been downgraded by the NFL.

• C is for cookie, that’s good enough for Dwyane Wade.

• Jeff Foxworthy is deemed Fox-worthy enough to produce an animated series for the network featuring a dysfunctional NASCAR family.

• Alicia Sacramone jumps at the chance to be shortstop Jed Lowrie’s special guest at a Red Sox game.

• Tony Bruno is back on the air, thanks to the group that syndicates Dan Patrick’s radio show.

• Jonathan Papelbon is not a machine! He’s a human being!