â€¢ SHUTDOWN CORNER chows down on the revelation that Redskins TE Chris Cooley wouldn’t be where he is today (like marrying cheerleaders) if not for the fine fast food folks of McDonalds, Taco Bell, etc.
Wonder how the meals were on his honeymoon.
â€¢ WITH LEATHER drives up news that the North Las Vegas P.D. thinks Ben Roethlisberger is a big dummy.
â€¢ HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS zings up video of “Scrubs” star Zach Braff’s small-screen debut - as a horny student at ESPN’s Bristol University.
â€¢ Speaking of fights, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT has the latest war of words between Keith Olbermann and Rupert Murdoch.
â€¢ EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY drinks in news that Nebraska TE Hunter Teafatiller is certainly no tea-totaller.
â€¢ FOOD COURT LUNCH rolls out their choices for the NBA All-Neckfold Team.
â€¢ USA TODAY’S GAME ON reports that ESPN college football analyst Mike Gottfried is once again starting up summer camps for boys without fathers.