How about giving *us* a gift basket to work full-time in the Big Apple?

• Chris Berman’s not covering The Masters. We wonder why.

• Funnyman Adam Carolla has a new film out. Yippee.

• Tiger Woods is good, but can he be Byron Nelson good?

• Having a nice chat with the Tampa soccer streaker.

• Jonathan Papelbon likes to read cards, not books.

• Steve Nash: Canada’s next cinematic sensation.

• Oregon State baseball player busy as a Beaver shooting up neighbor’s house.

• Mike Shanahan building his dream home on John Elway’s ex-property.

• Joe Paterno may soon be put out to pasture.

• Baylor Bears websites actually go to Texas A&M.