How about giving *us* a gift basket to work full-time in the Big Apple?
â€¢ Chris Berman’s not covering The Masters. We wonder why.
â€¢ Funnyman Adam Carolla has a new film out. Yippee.
â€¢ Tiger Woods is good, but can he be Byron Nelson good?
â€¢ Having a nice chat with the Tampa soccer streaker.
â€¢ Jonathan Papelbon likes to read cards, not books.
â€¢ Steve Nash: Canada’s next cinematic sensation.
â€¢ Oregon State baseball player busy as a Beaver shooting up neighbor’s house.
â€¢ Mike Shanahan building his dream home on John Elway’s ex-property.
â€¢ Joe Paterno may soon be put out to pasture.
â€¢ Baylor Bears websites actually go to Texas A&M.