We close out the first month of 2008 with two great gifts from Bristol, CT:

• The greatest Chris Berman video you’ll ever see:

• And if the vision of a sweat-stained Boomer ruins your day, pick yourself back up by scanning over this new shot of sideline siren Erin Andrews:

• The study also serves as a Spearmint Rhino: Super Bowl house rentals now come with a stripper option.

• Bill Walker must be relieved that K-State finally beat Kansas at home.

• Florida Marlins cheerleader tryouts - need we say more?

• Bob “Goldfinger” Huggins gets squeezed by his former team.

• LaDainian Tomlinson’s bum knee might keep him out of the Pro Bowl, but it can’t stop him from shilling at the Super Bowl.

• Sean Salisbury is living large - so he better lay off the steaks.