BERMAN PROVES AGAIN THAT HE’S A REAL MAN OF GENIUS: This whole internet thing is now spinning completely out of control. A regular guy like Chris Berman now can’t go anywhere without one of his admirers whipping out a cell phone camera and treating him like a *hush* celebrity:

I would say “poor guy“, but any man who can make millions at a gig that allows him sneak in a Mickey or three during work - while being served by a badly-dyed booze hound - has my undying admiration. (*doffs hat to WL*)