â€¢ DEADSPIN discovers where all the pre-printed apparel of championship losers ends up:
Bet the youngsters in Senegal can’t wait for their 2007 Colorado Rockies World Series shirts to show up!â€¢ RUMORS AND RANTS knows USC QB Mark Sanchez is feeling the heat, but it’s nothing compared to what his dad is facing in battling SoCal wildfires.
â€¢ INFO WORLD warns of Microsoft having to deal with their own “Kobe Bryant” moment.
â€¢ EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY crosses paths with one horny Florida football fan:
â€¢ DEUCE OF DAVENPORT takes off to see how some ex-NFL hopefuls are doing in the Great White North, eh?â€¢ While tracking down the whereabouts of ex-West Virginia star Kevin Pittsnogle, 100% INJURY RATE finds a French player that just has to make it to the NBA - Steeve Ho You Fat.
â€¢ OUR BOOK OF SCRAP watches their head, as GoDaddy Girl and WWE wrestler Candice Michelle takes a nasty spill off the top turnbuckle.
Don’t forget to check out the numerous replays!â€¢ JERRY’S WHEELHOUSE joins the revolution, as Versus can possibly be the rebel yell against the ESPN sports dictatorship.
â€¢ South Florida just can’t get any respect, as MORE CREDIBLE discovers ESPN mistaking the Bulls’ logo with rival Central Florida’s:
â€¢ YAY SPORTS! NBA is ready for battle, as Gilbert Arenas recruits for war - paintball war!â€¢ SHAKEDOWN SPORTS learns a lesson from Maryland QB Josh Portis, who’s telling elementary schoolchildren not to cheat.