• Provocative photos of CFL cheerleaders cause a coach to call it quits.

• Coming to a college campus near you - NCAA-regulated beach volleyball.

• LeBron James promises the U.S. will win basketball gold once again.

• Unfortunately for swimmer Jessica Hardy, her chances for Olympic glory have been sunk by a failed drug test.

• Happy* 44th* birthday*, Barry* Bonds*!

• Kenyatta Jones will surely wet himself now after being arrested during a massive Tampa drug bust.

• Max Mosley wins his lawsuit over the publishing of some Nazi sex orgy photos. This calls for a celebratory spanking!

• An 8-year-old tennis player gets caught cheating with a hidden earpiece? We won’t hear of it!

• Don’t feel bad, Caleb Campbell. Indians outfielder Shin-Soo Choo will soon be joining you in service to his country.

• Tim Donaghy’s gambling pals win an all-expenses paid trip to Sing Sing.