• Meet England’s answer to Erin Andrews: the lovely Charlotte Jackson.

• Kobe reaches 22,000 - but the Lakers could have used 22,002.

• Ex-Washington star Reggie Rogers grabs a six-pack … of DUI arrests.

• Ex-wife dishes on former Met Art Shamsky’s amazin’ bi-sexcapades.

• Titans assistant Chuck Cecil has a wife who writes for the local Nashville paper. Isn’t that right, Mr. Coachie-pants?

• Not satisfied with just grabbing the BCS, ESPN has it’s eye on nabbing March Madness.

• No one revs up Internet search engines like Danica Patrick.

• Guaranteed to be this season’s hottest holiday gift: The Yao Ming Transformer. All in all I think the invincible!

• And the winner of today’s horizontal hardwood caption contest is…

StealthSpeed3, who shoots off this timely explanation:

Hit the Deck, i think i see Plaxico…

Thanks to everyone for participating. New contest to be laid out tomorrow.