• Paging Doug Llewelyn: THE WIZARD OF ODDS opens the chambers to Round 2 of Charlie Weis’ malpractice suit:

• SIGNAL TO NOISE is colored confused by Gary Sheffield’s recent comments that Derek Jeter “ain’t all the way black.”

• Paging Jenny Craig: RUMORS AND RANTS reports that Oscar de la Hoya plans to move back to the welterweight division:

• Get the Lead Out: The ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS reports Lance Armstrong & Floyd Landis appear ready to face off in the Leadville 100 mountain bike race in Colorado.

• 100% INJURY RATE smacks its gums about the latest in-style offerings of mouthguards:

• NYJER PLEASE via BIZ OF BASEBALL has example #5,280 of the Commander In Chief not having command of his vocabulary.

• Neil Best of NEW YORK NEWSDAY is shocked (shocked!) to discover that Eva Longoria is more exciting than Roger Federer:

• Like the Energizer Bunny, PACKERS REPORT is charged up with news that Brett Favre may keep going and going and going….

• LION IN OIL makes some new friends as the Indianapolis Colts start their own version of MySpace:

• ULTIMATE BEARS FAN is getting excited for the season premiere of “Monday Night Ditka”.