Michael Hiestand of USA TODAY catches this promise (or threat?) from Charles Barkley if the Boston Celtics reach 72 wins this season:

“I’ll walk from Atlanta to Phoenix in a Speedo.”

Lucky for Chuck that the TNT studios are in Hotlanta instead of New York. Otherwise, that would be quite a chilly first half of the journey for Sir Charles.

But there’s only one word to describe the vision of Barkley bedecked in barely-there briefs:

“Turrible!“