We’ll be getting the new Eagles cheerleaders’ bikini calendar - but only because we, too, care so deeply about preserving our Mother Earth.
â€¢ Stay Classy, Atlanta! Charles Barkley makes Ron Burgundy proud.
â€¢ Derek Jeter makes his own mark on Maxim’s Hot 100.
â€¢ Chris Henry is really a good guy - if you ignore the ankle monitor.
â€¢ Charlie Weis suggests where Michigan can hold their next practice.
â€¢ Say, was Cedric Benson out boating with Whoopi Goldberg?
â€¢ The Miami Marine Mammals are made of may Mormons.
â€¢ Upon receiving Matt Walsh’s tapes, we hope the NFL remembers to be kind & rewind.
â€¢ Surgery for Andrew Bynum just might be knee-ded.
â€¢ Some motorists just can’t seem to properly cycle through their road rage.
â€¢ Coldplay to entertain(?) ESPN’s Euro 2008 viewers.