â€¢ We shake our pom-poms in salute to those hard-working, fast-moving, good-looking San Diego Charger Girls.
â€¢ The Chicago Bears are still alive, thanks to Brian Urlacher using his head.
â€¢ A Toronto Blue Jays choreographer is in trouble after admitting to dancing between the sheets with a 15-year-old bird.
â€¢ The perfect holiday gift for the righteous God-fearing hunter in your life: A camouflaged bible.
â€¢ This year’s ladies’ long drive golf champion used to be a SWAT officer … and a man!
â€¢ Not happy with controlling collegiate sports, ESPN is now going after high school basketball.
â€¢ Money-mad Mark Teixeira will be batting in the Bronx this season.
â€¢ An Italian soccer player hopes to someday leave the pitch to perform in porno films.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s mini-Clippers caption contest is …
A tie! JT’s “Just when you thoughtÂ Mugsy Bouges was finally out of the leagueÂ â€¦â€¦“, is complimented well with Rod Allen’s “Nice to see Spud Webb making a comeback.”
Thanks for playing. One more pre-Christmas contest jingles your way tomorrow.