Chad Pennington Will Seduce You With Pastiness

Is there a cooler athlete on the planet than Chad Pennington? Check it out: here’s Chad pumping iron, and there’s Chad acknowledging your presence. “Haaayyyy …” Form an orderly line, ladies. It was all for a photo shoot for the July/August issue of SOBEFIT MAGAZINE, an excerpt of which is online now. Link to that, and a video of the shoot, below.

Chad Pennington

So it’s beyond me why athletes do these; perhaps the Dolphins’ quarterback wanted to outdo Mark Sanchez? Or maybe have some of that Tom Brady magic dust rub off on him? Or get him some sweet, sweet supermodel? The answers are shrouded in mystery.

Here’ s the link to the article excerpt and the video. Caution: Large, shirtless Chad Pennington may cause snow blindness.

Chad Pennington has the knack to walk into a room and set anyone at ease, even during his own harried photo shoot with a 5-year-old in tow. Maybe it’s his effortless gait or his knowing, wide smile. Maybe it’s his slow, Southern drawl as he handles introductions with what has become his trademark humility. Whatever it is, it’s a clue into the power and effect he has on his team, both on and off the field. 

Chad Pennington

Well, you can kiss the “trademark humility” goodbye, anyway.