It’s no secret that Chad Johnson wants out of Cincinnati, much like it’s no secret that the sky is blue and birds go tweet. What remains a mystery is where Ocho Cinco would want to end up.

Albert Breer of the DALLAS MORNING NEWS has a good idea, and it should make Cowboys fans happy.

Chad was on the “Best Damn Sports Show Period” Wednesday night, and he spoke of the possibilities if he landed with Jerry Jones & Co.:

“If I end up in Dallas, I would just look at which finger I’m gonna put *it* on. That’s it. Ain’t no ifs, ands or buts about it.”

We hope he means a Super Bowl ring. We’d rather not think about what else he would have in mind.

Johnson also tempted ‘Boys backers when he said he would be able to co-exist with fellow pass-catching primadonna Terrell Owens:

“It’s gonna work. T.J. (Houshmandzadeh) and Chad Johnson are no different than ‘81′ and ‘85′ because T.J. is a No. 1 receiver. We just happen to be two No. 1 receivers on the same team at the same time. It’s no different.”

To show what kind of team player he could be in Big D, Johnson defended T.O.’s tearing up after the Cowboys’ playoff loss to the Giants, claiming he also turned on the waterworks after a defeat:

“You know what’s funny? Y’all don’t have my clip. I’m crying about losing. We played Jacksonville, Sunday night, we’re 4-0. I’m mad because we’re 4-1. I was mad. I was the same way.”

Admittedly, it would be very entertaining to see Owens & Johnson together on the same sideline - not just for the exciting receiving play, but also for all the off-field fireworks once the Cowboys get stuck in a losing streak.