Chad Johnson Has Nothing On Ping Pong Players

I’ve never been much of a ping pong player. Not because I’m no good at it, but because I have absolutely no interest in playing it unless there are Solo cups filled with beer involved. When that’s the case, I’m usually just too drunk to play.

The game is just too boring, and when it’s played well, it’s very hard to follow. That little white ball moves quick and you can’t really see it, so if ping-pong is ever really going to succeed in the United States, somebody is going to have to add some flare to the game. Somebody is going to have to grab our attention, and I think I just found the man ping pong needs.

Who knew Napoleon Dynamite coached ping pong?

I can’t be sure, but according to the tags on YouTube, I believe the dancer’s name is Adam Bobrow. And if this video gets enough views, he could easily swing a “Dancing With The Stars” appearance out of this.

18 comments

  1. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    11:05 am on February 26th, 2009

    Was he in "Balls of Fury"?

  2. GravatarBenMR
    11:07 am on February 26th, 2009

    I guess when you're down 10-1, you're just happy to score.  I'm a little surprised he didn't get socked, though.  The guys must've been busy laughing.

  3. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    11:09 am on February 26th, 2009

    White boy's got some moves.

  4. GravatarEl Stinko
    11:11 am on February 26th, 2009

    You can't go wrong with Q-Tip & A Tribe Called Quest.

  5. GravatarRU Ready
    11:12 am on February 26th, 2009

    And if this video gets enough views, he could easily swing a “Dancing With The Stars” appearance out of this.

    He couldn't do any worse than Warren Sapp or Penn Jillette.

  6. GravatarSour Orange
    11:15 am on February 26th, 2009

    And the crowd goes wild.

  7. GravatarCleveland Brown
    11:17 am on February 26th, 2009

    *Ahem* It's Chad Ocho Cinco now. He didn't go through all that trouble of changing his name & having to buy up all those old "Johnson" jerseys for people to forget.

  8. GravatarBooga Lou
    11:19 am on February 26th, 2009

    If only the guy was wearing a Vote For Pedro t-shirt.

  9. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    11:21 am on February 26th, 2009

    I hope this isn't a fake, because it's quite funny.

  10. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    11:23 am on February 26th, 2009

    What's more amusing is that Adam got the point not because he did anything spectacular, but because his opponent screwed up his shot.

  11. GravatarBettorFan
    11:36 am on February 26th, 2009

    What a gracious winner.

     - BettorFan.com

  12. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    11:43 am on February 26th, 2009

    Where's the "Boo-yah!"?

  13. GravatarNick N.
    11:45 am on February 26th, 2009

    This reminds me of this Onion article:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27978

  14. GravatarMostElectrifyingFan
    12:58 pm on February 26th, 2009

    I'ts obviously a fake. Elaborate, funny, but fake.

  15. GravatarJosh Jones
    2:20 pm on February 26th, 2009

    If it's real, somebody needs to put this guy in a rear naked choke and put him out of his misery right now.

  16. GravatarCanesFan77
    5:53 pm on February 26th, 2009

    If this guy put on a hundred pounds, he could be part of the Marlins' Manatees dance team.

  17. GravatarCharlie
    12:08 pm on February 27th, 2009

    I would have knocked him the phuck out………..

  18. GravatarGuy
    1:00 pm on March 5th, 2009

    Chad Johnson and thousands of others that share his viewpoint of ping pong being a boring game obviously have NOT heard of Hexapong.

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