• SPORTS ILLUSTRATED gives a toast the judge who has ordered Cedric Benson to install a breathalyzer in his car.

• The KANSAS CITY STAR can’t sleep, knowing that a Missouri basketball player has turned his team’s locker room into his bedroom.

• Jose Canseco and Pacman Jones aren’t the only ones suffering a housing crisis, as the MORTGAGE LENDER learns that former NBAer Vin Baker - who’s already lost a restaurant - is having his home foreclosed.

• RUSH & MOLLOY of the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS spot Tiger Woods hobbling around Vegas.

• Here’s a switch: The HOUSTON CHRONICLE signs off on news that Texans safety Nick Ferguson was asking fans for their autographs.

• MMA JUNKIE toys with the idea that UFC will get more national exposure through their new line of official action figures.

• Jim Carty of the ANN ARBOR NEWS finds out what was going through Les Miles’ head when Kirk Herbstreit reported that the LSU coach had taken the Michigan job.

• MEN’S VOGUE fashions a list of their choices for worst sports uniforms.