The CHICAGO TRIBUNE follows up the Cedric Benson water-borne fiasco by breaking down all the police activity on Austin’s Lake Travis for it seems the last century - with lotsa mind-spinning stats (help me with this … who is going to read that?).

The only interesting part of the piece is photo that accompanied it.

If the pic is any indication, there could be a silver lining for Benson after the pepper spray cloud clears - he could soon be up for a Sun Chips (Garden Salsa!) endorsement.