S.S. Ced: Whoopi Goldberg & Random Bikini Chix

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE follows up the Cedric Benson water-borne fiasco by breaking down all the police activity on Austin’s Lake Travis for it seems the last century - with lotsa mind-spinning stats (help me with this … who is going to read that?).

Cedric Benson Party Picture

The only interesting part of the piece is photo that accompanied it.

If the pic is any indication, there could be a silver lining for Benson after the pepper spray cloud clears - he could soon be up for a Sun Chips (Garden Salsa!) endorsement.