Using a fake credential and a heaping scoop of moxie, an unnamed Cleveland Cavaliers fan slipped past security into the home locker room before Game 3, Quickening his way into the press conference before the game with a pressing question for head coach Mike Brown: “Hey, is LeBron going to score 50?”

If you’re going to burst past the mainstream media and insert yourself into the sports world when no one else wants you there, why not ask the hard questions like “Hey, did you get my email with a second offensive play you could run?”, “Does Boobie know the Cavs made the second round or is he playing golf this week?”, or “How do you feel about this whole Buzz Bissinger thing?”

It can’t be that hard to sneak into the Cavs’ locker room. After all, you just have to dress nicely, walk with purpose, and let everyone know that stops you that “I’m with William Wesley.” Easy peasy. Hell, that’s how we assume Mike Brown got the job.