Chiefs beat reporter Kent Babb of the KANSAS CITY STAR Tweeted this yesterday about what Larry Johnson recently posted on his Facebook page:

Cleat prints on the chests? Are we sure Larry wasn’t just recounting the club last night?

Behold the magical Twitter page of Florida State football recruiting coordinator James Coley, as originally pinpointed by Spencer Hall @ EDSBS:

Not much really to add to his resplendent body of work, except to say “MINDSET - BIZY MASHIN BOILD PEANUTS 4 COACHED BOWDIN!!!!“

Dear Scot,

Next time wait ’til I’m out of the line at the Coffee Bean.
- b

UPDATE (2:25 ET): Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer reports “the gunman has been apprehended.” Dyer’s spokeswoman reports Jason Rodriguez was located at his mother’s residence and caught by a S.W.A.T. “without incident.”
Scary stuff in Orlando today as Local 6 reports on a gunman terrorizing an office building in the Central Florida city:
The shooting took place at […]

One of the great mysteries of the universe is how MJ Day, Senior Associate Editor at SPORTS ILLUSTRATED for the Swimsuit Issue, has less followers than I do on Twitter*. Considering she’s Twitpicking mind-blowing SI Swimsuit preview photos like this all the time:

*rubs eyes, shakes head, pounds fist, repeats*
That’s SI Swimsuit Model Irina Shayk […]

Two different online journos report today that Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic have recently been seen together.

(Vujachick and Sashapova)
At noon today, CNBC’s Darren Rovell reported that the two were observed “cuddling” at a recent U2 concert.

Okay, no biggie. But another tennis reporter took it a step further.

Jon Heyman has my top World Series highlight so far, this pregame exchange between a fan and Reggie Jackson:

Wait, Reggie doesn’t want to be associated with the greatest civil rights leader of our time?

The Kansas City Chiefs’ Larry Johnson is enjoying an unpaid vacation right now in light of recent statements that were seemingly designed with the specific intent to anger everybody in the team’s organization. Because hey, if you’re mired in the worst season by a starting running back in NFL history, why not alienate everybody in […]

Chad Ochocinco’s day in New York today.

Rick Chandler put it best: “Possibly the oddest juxtaposition of words and thoughts ever in a twitter post. Can a person travel so quickly between these three worlds and not be sucked into some sort of black hole?“

Juan Pablo Montoya having some fun on his Twitter today.

Let’s just hope Montoya steers clear of an inappropriate characterization of that new Black Taco thing.

Bob Griese’s Saturday off will consist of…

Detailing George Bodenheimer’s Bugatti

Catching Les Miserables off-Broadway with Csonka

Dorf on Golf viewing party at Keith J.’s Bel-Air Estate

ESPN-mandated shift freshening salsa […]