Chris Johnson Consistent On The Field, Keyboard

Chris Johnson recently acquired a new vehicle, which he naturally showed off to the folks who live in the homes around him:

Perhaps he was just returning the favor after these thoughtful gestures last football season:

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Welcome To Another Edition Of Ask Doc Darnell!

Thanks to the wonderment of Twitter.com’s ‘Retweet’ technology, the public is now privileged the wit and wisdom of Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett.

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Ladies, if you’ve got a health, beauty or relationship question, this is your lucky day.

The doctor is in!
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Inbound Brass: Matt Barnes’ Fake At Kobe’s Face

Matt Barnes was Orlando’s designated instigator against Kobe Bryant and the Lakers Sunday. Exhibit A.:

(Greatest fake since Lamar Odom’s marriage)
In case you think that’s just the angle the video was shot from, here’s the video.

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Developing: John Daly’s Followers Own Phones

John Daly lashed out at Garry Smits of the FLORIDA TIMES-UNION Tuesday on Twitter after Smits reported the news of his PGA Tour personnel file being released. All 456 pages of it.

 (JD’s file: Tour to need more horsepower for hole-punch)
Daly has since deleted two of the three Tweets he posted listing Smits’ cellphone number to […]

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Reminder To All NFL Scouts: Please, No Tipping

ESPN college football writer Bruce Feldman reminds us of the real reason for the NFL combine:

Sadly, next year’s hotly-debated and newly-instituted two-drink mininum may eliminate that sort of valuable intel gathering.

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Why Shouldn’t Cherokee Player Refuse Redskins?

At the NFL combine today, Sam Bradford, who is 1/16 Cherokee, was asked if he would prefer the quarterback-bereft Redskins not draft him.

(If Bradford was full-blooded Cherokee and embraced the culture, would it be?)
Bradford replied, “no.” Earlier the same day he had said, “I’m not going to address that issue,” when the subject was […]

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Guillen’s Latino Lament Over Chicago’s Twit Snit

The Chicago media is buzzing about White Sox GM Kenny Williams being upset that Ozzie Guillen refuses to give up his Twitter account. Guillen recently tweeted about that reaction:

(Ozzie’s sons helping with tweets. Not with grammar.)
Probably not a coincidence that Guillen chose to express his lament in his native Spanish.

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Brees ‘Would Love To Get’ Tomlinson On Saints

Interesting Tweets today from New Orleans quarterback Drew Brees on the recently-released LaDainian Tomlinson:

I would love to get LT in the black and gold. Crazier things have happened. OK, due to popular demand, I am asking the question….who thinks LT should be a Saint?

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Oregon Duck: “I wish I could block whites as friends”

Here’s Oregon senior football player Jamere Holland’s response to my post about his Facebook update on current Ducks player Kiko Alonso this morning:

chilln thinking of another status to f— with the readers heads, I wish I could block whites as friends and only have blacks LOL, cause apparently I’m misunderstood
Holland’s Facebook post came a few […]

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Pittsburgh Quits A&E Hoarders-bound Elijah Fields

Former Pitt safety/linebacker Elijah Fields was kicked off the team this week for  “disciplinary reasons.”

(Somebody get that cat a mattress. Fast.)
In this case, those “reasons” included posting photos of himself boozing and partying on his Twitpic page. (Enjoy his deleted Twitter page in all its Google-cached glory)

Though I am happy to report that Fields […]

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