Buffs Ban Burney’s Blog After Bedroom Boasting

You may remember Ben Burney, the fifth-year senior cornerback for the Colorado Buffaloes with the big media aspirations. I have no idea if he ever finished his novel (“It’s basically sex on paper,” he explained at the time), or got to work on the feature-length movie he was planning. But I do know that his […]

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Baron Davis Would Like His “Private Images” Back

If there’s one thing an experienced male laptop owner knows, it’s to keep nothing sensitive on the laptop, should it fall into the wrong hands. Sure, that might mean credit cards or something, but since we’re talking about men, we’re talking about porno. The last thing you want is some stranger digging through and finding […]

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Ex-Cheerleader Will Stream Your Video Content

Yes, Josan Crawford (on the right, below) is the owner and co-founder of an Internet startup that features sports videos. But that’s where the similarities to Bill Gates or Mark Cuban end. Although I should reserve judgment until I’ve seen either of those guys in a Vikings cheerleader outfit.

Crawford is a veteran of the cheerleader […]

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J.R. Smith — Member Of Bloods, Or Bad Speller?

So the NBA is kind of touchy when it comes to their players referencing gangs — remember when the Celtics’ Paul Pierce was fined $25,000 for flashing a Piru Blood gang sign at the Hawks’ Al Horford in 2008? The Nuggets’ J.R. Smith may also be skating on fragile frozen water if anyone in the […]

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ESPN’s Schlereth Calls Out Ochocinco Via Twitter

I’m beginning to see why more and more pro sports teams are considering banning their athletes from using Twitter. Chad Ochocinco and ESPN analyst Mark Schlereth got into a Twitter wrestling match on Monday, the results of which were pretty amusing. And while Schlereth roughly came off in the exchange like a drunk emailing his […]

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Mark Madsen Will Purchase Your Illegal eBay Crap

My big Mark Madsen memory was his dunk against Rhode Island that sealed the deal and powered Stanford to the NCAA Final Four in 1998. His subsequent NBA career has been somewhat unremarkable, however, except for an unfortunate epileptic fit he humorously described as “dancing” while a member of the Lakers a few years back […]

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Louisville: Erin Andrews ‘Hubba Hubba’ Post Fake

Louisville football coach Steve Kragthorpe did not write “Hubba Hubba” on his Twitter feed in reference to the Erin Andrews hotel peephole video, says the University of Louisville. It was sent from a fake Twitter account. And now U of L spokesman Rocco Gasparro has a message to all fake Twitterers: You realize of course, […]

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Ustream Viewer Knows Ochocinco Only Too Well

If you’re like me, you find Ustream a little annoying; I don’t want to read how Gianz4Evah thinks that “Philly SUXXXX” on the right side while trying to watch a video on the left. But Chad Ochocinco’s initial offering today was somewhat amusing, if only for the comments generated during and after his “Chad Ochocinco […]

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Cheerleader Sues High School, Facebook To Blame

It occurs to me that we’ve gone several hours without a high school cheerleading controversy, so here you go. The parents of Mandi Jackson have filed a $100,000 lawsuit against officials of Pearl High School in Mississippi, claiming that their daughter’s cheerleading coach invaded her privacy by logging into her Facebook page and reading her […]

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Get Your Popcorn, LeBron Dunk Video Airs Today

Seriously LeBron, if you hadn’t had your Nike stooges confiscate the tapes in the first place, we wouldn’t be here today. TMZ says that it has footage of the now infamous face-dunk that padawan learner Jordan Crawford inflicted on James at summer camp some weeks back, and they’re rolling it out both on their web […]

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