Jordan Farmar Prefers To Be Left Alone, Ladies

One of the advantages to being an athlete while you’re in high school, college, or on the professional ranks is the treatment you get from women. If you take a kid and make him a member of the school’s math team, odds are he’s not going to have very many math team groupies, and the […]

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Wake Forest’s Weak Contest Idea: Sit ‘Til It Hurts

There’s nothing like a feat of endurance to truly test one’s character. It can be as much a mental challenge as physical. How far can you run before your body stops cooperating. How long can you go without sleep before your brain stops functioning. Or in the case of a handful of Wake Forest football […]

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Fan Reax: San Diego State Should Drop Football

It’s been 15 years since Marshall Faulk graduated from San Diego State and left the school as the greatest football player in the history of the program. He’d go on to play in the NFL for the Colts and Rams and basically redefine what a running back could be in the league. He’s since retired, […]

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Go-Kouch Is The High Point Of Cleveland’s Season

Where else but Cleveland would fans be so fat and lazy as to have rigged up a couch with a motor to transport them between tailgate parties? OK, maybe Green Bay. Minnesota too. All right, Philly. And East Rutherford. And Baltimore, Pittsburgh and Detroit. That’s not the point.

The point is, Cleveland cops have had […]

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The Bengals Revolution Will Be A Local Black Out

Bengals fans are a tortured bunch. Their team is awful, their front office is a shambles, and they have to live in Cincinnati when the game is over. But they’re not historically bad, as the Lions are, so it’s easy to pay no mind. Enter Project Mayhem, a ridiculously creative effort by disgruntled fans […]

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Cowboys Loss Makes Nation Happy, One Man Rich

There are those among us who would pay a million dollars, if we had it, just to see the Cowboys lose. But, rather than only delighting the vast majority of football fans, Dallas’ late game collapse made one providential prognosticator a very rich man. For correctly picking his 25th game in a row, ESPN […]

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Boston Red Sox Fans Can Decompose In Style

While most sports fans follow sports for entertainment or an escape from everyday life, there is that portion of people who take it way too seriously. We all know some of these superfans, in fact, some of us may even be one. You know the type, their whole lives revolve around their favorite team. Every […]

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Soccer Match Far Too Exciting For Fan To Survive

We all know British soccer fans take their sports a little too seriously. But we wonder why happiness over a team’s performance would lead one to commit assault or property damage. (Unless we’re Philadelphians; then we don’t need to wonder).

(No, it wasn’t this photo and a heart attack that killed him.)
But I think there’s […]

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LeBron James Loves Himself Some Barry Manilow

In my opinion, one of the greatest inventions of all time has been the iPod.  As someone who is a fan of so many types of music it was nice to finally have a device where I could store every single song on every single CD I owned at the time.  No longer would I […]

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Dying At Blackhawks Games Is A Family Tradition

It’s an inevitable part of life that we all start to take on the personality traits and habits of our parents. No matter how hard we try as teenagers to be the polar opposites of the people who gave us life, in the end it’s generally a losing battle. In a lot of cases our […]

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