Tiger Nude Photos Next After Brit Sex Revelation?

Last month I reported:

On December 11, Woods’ lawyers hurriedly obtained an injunction from the High Court of London banning any publication of nude photos of (Tiger) Woods in the United Kingdom. On December 12, London tabloid NEWS OF THE WORLD splashed a huge interview and video chat with (Woods alleged mistress Jamie) Jungers.
England and Chelsea […]

Read more...

Your Official World Cup Team-Branded ‘Stab Vest’

I’ve honestly been debating whether I want to attend the World Cup this summer in South Africa. Like many of you, I’m a little concerned about how safe the country will be considering the nation’s reputation for civil unrest.

(22 hours in Coach to Cape Town just got a lot easier)
But those fears have now […]

Read more...

German Soccer Goalie Goes All Joe Paterno On Us

Here’s some fun video from Stuttgart Goalie Jens Lehmann last night during a Champions League game with Romania’s appropriately-named Unirea Urziceni.

(At least JoPa had the decency to leave the field - twice)
The LONDON SUN puts it thusly, “The former Arsenal keeper nipped behind advertising hoardings to relieve himself DURING his side’s 3-1 victory.”
Video under […]

Read more...

Do You Care About The World Cup, Beating Brits?

With the rise of the internet and satellite television, seems like there’s been a surge of interest in international soccer in the United States the past decade. But is that really applicable to the mainstream American sports fan?

(Clip & Save)
I don’t think so. Not there yet, and probably never will be. The cultural sports […]

Read more...

Obvious Handball By Henry Dooms Ireland (Video)

Thierry Henry is one of this generation’s legends of European soccer. The 32-year-old striker has been a member of the French national team since 1997 and has scored over 50 goals for Les Bleux - to say nothing of his nearly 230 goals in club play. He was one of the faces of Gillette shaving […]

Read more...

Caption Contest: Win a Free Subscription To SbB!

Stole that line from Florio. Here you go kiddos:

“To Jessica, thanks for helping me kick my kankles - Hill“

Read more...

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

Just a quick word of advice: skip this post. No, really, skip it. It’s about people doing things with body parts and… well, it’s not so much a body part as a body by-product. And no, not poop. Or pee. I’d rather write about someone like Juan Manuel Marquez drinking his own urine. Honestly, that’s […]

Read more...

Video: Soccer Goalie’s Cartwheels Can’t Stop Shot

Saw this today on ESPN’s Pardon The Interruption with Tony K., Dan Le Batard and Tony Reali today:

(Credit: Steven Goff of the WaPo)
Why do I think “don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” when I see this?
Moving pictures after the jump.

Read more...

Video: Algerian Soccer Team Assaulted, Bloodied

If you needed a reminder for whatever reason, here it is: soccer fans make football fans look like Barney the Dinosaur’s cheerful 5-year-old sycophants. It is true always, and it is holy-smoking-hell true in Egypt today as Algeria and Egypt prepare for a pivotal World Cup qualifier - if the teams even survive until Sunday […]

Read more...

Balloon Girl? Elizabeth Lambert Rises To The Top

So at this point the only way that Elizabeth Lambert could be more popular is if her parents sent her hurtling away in a makeshift balloon, which would then sail over the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom wedding. There have been more than 10.2 million online views of her hair-pulling shenanigans in the semifinals of the Mountain […]

Read more...