SI Swimsuit Couples Cursed?; Henin’s Had Enough

SbB is back on the beach, enjoying the calm, cool waters of the Caribbean.
• Does the SI Jinx also cover couples who appeared in the swimsuit issue?

• Justine Henin pulls an Annika Sorenstam, but does it much quicker.
• Funny how one innocent cheerleaders-in-undies photo can destroy an entire athletic department.
• A San Francisco Giants […]

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I’m Thinking About Getting Into The Postcard Biz

Here’s the view of where I’m staying at the moment.

After being in L.A., Miami and New York in the past 72 hours, this is a nice respite. I’m going to be down in the Caribbean shooting the SbB Girls for the next couple weeks. Some of your favorite SbB Girls and some new models […]

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LeBron Lashes At Mom; Paps Plays Craps On Field

We say a solemn sayonara to Annika Sorenstam, who’ll soon be swinging off into the sunset at season’s end.

• During the heat of battle, LeBron politely asks his mom to sit down.

• Jonathan Papelbon plays like crap(s) at Detroit’s Comerica Park.
• This guy must have mistook the sand trap for a water hazard.
• Kelvin Sampson […]

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Kim K. Cuts Calendar For Reggie, Pics ‘Leak’ Out

Never mind Jessica - not even *Homer* Simpson could have helped Tony Romo’s wrangling Wrigley rendition of the 7th inning stretch.
• Kim Kardashian cut together a “private” calendar for Reggie Bush - and wouldn’t you know it, some of the photos have leaked out to the public!

• Were the Atlanta Hawks secretly loaded up […]

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Danica Hits Pit Crewman; Shaq Makes (Butt) Crack

This Cedric Benson boating brouhaha keeps getting better & better.
• It’s no surprise that Danica Patrick would have men falling at her feet - but under her tires?

• Shaquille O’Neal is caught talking out of his ass again.
• Don’t tell anyone, but Ray Allen’s mom & step-dad are in the witness protection program.
• What’s in […]

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Sir Charles A Sucker For TNT Teleprompter Pranks

We’ll be getting the new Eagles cheerleaders’ bikini calendar - but only because we, too, care so deeply about preserving our Mother Earth.
• Stay Classy, Atlanta! Charles Barkley makes Ron Burgundy proud.

• Derek Jeter makes his own mark on Maxim’s Hot 100.
• Chris Henry is really a good guy - if you ignore the […]

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Introducing New SPORTSbyBROOKS Girl Kaitlyn

A shot of new SbB Girl Kaitlyn in Los Angeles yesterday:

More to come.

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Melons Gal Clears Up Mindy McClemens Confusion

If Danica & Ashley show up in “Speed Racer 2“, then we might go see it.
• A well-meaning “Melons” waitress helps clear the confusion about Roger Clemens mackin’ on a 15-year-old Mindy McCready.

• Ex-KC Chiefs kicker Nick Lowery is getting ready to marry to a major MILF - annnnnd it’s good!
• Having Richard Jefferson show […]

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Moss Makes It w/Miss KY; Eight Belles’ Revenge

SbB’s back from the Virgin Islands to the not-so-virgin South Beach.
• Randy Moss has his own dirty Derby with Miss Kentucky USA.

• Meanwhile, Mike Tirico gets the runaround from a PETA spokesperson when trying to ask a question about the Eight Belles tragedy.
• But the fallen filly is getting her revenge, thanks to this […]

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Tebow A Cut Above The Rest; Benson Wants Mom

SbB enjoys the sights & sounds of the Virgin Islands - America’s Caribbean!
• When it comes to circumcising Filipino children, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is a cut above the rest.

(The Gators QB studying up on the human body)
• Cedric Benson claims he wasn’t drunk, but he did want his mommy.
• Got $12,000 burning a […]

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