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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo seem to be finished as an item–at least for now.

How is Jess reacting to the split? By stuffing her face with sweets, according to some reports.

If Austria understands anything during this Euro 2008 tournament, it’s the power of alcohol. Earlier, we wrote how a bar in Salzburg would be offering free drinks every time a player gets a red card.

Now a Vienna brewery is taking the appeal of free booze one step fauther - by offering a lifetime supply […]

Former first-round draft pick Jason Peter only played four seasons in the NFL, but it’s his exploits off the field that are so remarkable.

Peter’s playing-days memoir, Hero of the Underground, will appear in stores next month. But this book deals less with the thrill of victory as much as the thrill of wasting millions of […]

In his 24 years in the NHL, Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios (not pictured) has won the Stanley Cup three times.

At this point, you’d think he’d know how to carry it.

A sampling of the New England Patriots assembled for a good cause put together by their special teams captain, Larry Izzo.

That cause, apparently, was getting drunk and looking silly. And really, what better cause is there?

With the rise of the so-called genre of action sports, a lot of snowboards are rising to mainstream recognition after having some success in competitions like the X-Games, and so forth.

(Whoa, dude. She looks 18 from up here)
And if that doesn’t work, you could always score some ink in the police blotter by allegedly […]

DEADSPIN points us to a thrilling video of Shaquille O’Neal making his parents proud - via the Arizona State campus blog TheDirty.com (thank god he was traded to Phoenix!).

Wow. Who knew Shaq had so much in common with Steven Seagal? See what we’re talking about after the jump.

Bears RB Cedric Benson ran for 674 yards last season. Last night, Benson tried to run from an arrest and was pepper sprayed for his trouble.

Benson was boating “with about 12 or 15 others” near Austin, Texas when he failed an abbreviated sobriety test and refused to take a follow-up test on dry land. And […]

WITH LEATHER has it’s mind in the gutter, as they roll along some amusing images of what’s sure to be America’s next favorite sport: Bikini Bowling!

These lovely ladies were apparently at the alley as part of some promo stunt for Howard Stern. What exactly for, who really cares? Hard to believe that bowling could be […]