Manu Ginobili Forced To Get 16(!) Rabies Shots

Jeff McDonald of the SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS reports today that Manu Ginobili is facing four different sessions of rabies shots after he caught and killed a bat at the Spurs-Kings game last Saturday.

(One more time for the PETA kooks)
Team officials could not locate the bat after Saturday’s game against Sacramento, so it could not […]

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PETA Protests Ginobili Bat-Kill, Because Whatever

Just yesterday, we brought you video of Manu Ginobili killing a bat that had interrupted play in a Spurs game from this weekend. The very first commenter on the page wondered aloud, “Where’s PETA now?”, knowing full well their outraged reply would be hitting the Internets at any moment.

Lo and behold, here we are. Surprisingly, […]

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Reggie Jackson To Fan: “I’m Not Jesse, You Fool”

Jon Heyman has my top World Series highlight so far, this pregame exchange between a fan and Reggie Jackson:

Wait, Reggie doesn’t want to be associated with the greatest civil rights leader of our time?

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Video: Ginobili Catches, Kills Bat With Bare Hands

Video posted below from Manu Ginobili snatching a bat and killing it during Spurs-Kings game in S.A. last night:

Hadn’t noticed Bruce Bowen had retired until the team’s former master of the rabid punch wasn’t there to make the play.

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If Anyone Is To Fart On Favre, It Will Be Brown

Lunar space landing. Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Final episode of M*A*S*H. Johnny Carson’s last show. All seminal moments in the history of television. I’m pleased to report today that you can now, offcially add another eminent epoch in small screen time to that distinguished list:

(Brown’s eye-watering account invoked visions of Bojangle’s Chili Bar)
Gilbert Brown’s […]

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Poll: Worst Around The Horn Halloween Costumes

The contenders from today:

I’ll take Reali. Really outdid himself this year. TV show host? Get out!

Worst costume on ESPN’s Around The Horn today:

Woody

Jackie Mac

Mariotti

Blackistone

Reali

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Goes without saying that nobody topped Woody going as Julia Child last year.

Nailed it my man! (Though a pronounced, disconcerting stoop would’ve be a nice touch.)
Larger […]

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Video: ‘Impossible’ Hoops Shot With a Baseball Bat

It’s fake as Gretz’s teeth.

‘Impossible’ Basketball Shot With Baseball Bat…

Real as Phil Mickelson’s … you know

Fake as Al Michaels’ … you know

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Video after the jump.

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Lamar’s Ex: I Don’t Look Like Khloe! (Part Deux)

Lamar Odom’s Baby Momma Liza Morales sent some new glamour shots to Media Takeout in order to protest those who claim she looks like Bigfoot Khloe Kardashian. Here’s the original comparison I posted recently.

New comparison after the jump.

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Siena Saints Senior Guard: “Just-in’love Smith”

I lived this earlier, but had to give STORMING THE FLOOR another mention for its epic breakdown of the best names in college basketball this season.

(God Bless Apostrophes)
I can affirm that Just-in’love Smith is a baller without even seeing him play. How incredible is STF’s list? Nimrod Tishman is at the very, VERY end […]

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Child Abuse? ‘World Record’ Strongest 5-Year-Old

The LONDON DAILY MAIL has the story of 5-year-old Giuliano Stroe, who The Guinness Book of Records is pimping with this:
The exceptional pre-schooler performed the fastest ever 10m hand walk with a weight ball between his legs to the delight of the studio audience.

The kid performed the random act on Italian (freakshow) TV, and has […]

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