I live for non-sequiturs so I’m delighted to reported that former Miss California Carrie Prejean is now dating Rams backup QB Kyle Boller. RadarOnline.com reports the two met last summer and that Prejean recently dedicated her new book to Boller:

(Delightful coupling actually first reported last August)
“To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have […]

Another shot of Kiana Kim from her appearance on the Hoffman and Nuno show @ KGOW-AM in Houston this week:

It’s nice to see that Pete Rose is seeing through his promise to manage her nude modeling career. No truth to the rumor though that’s where Pete keeps a jar of his own urine, case he […]

Last we left 68-year-old Pete Rose and his early-20s, Asian companion, he was begging her to take her clothes off for all of us. I’m happy to report today that he’s succeeded, and given his special lady a name: Kiana Kim.

(Pete? Where’s Pete?)
“Kiana Kim” appeared with Rose on Hoffman and Nuno on KGOW-AM in […]

Stole that line from Florio. Here you go kiddos:

“To Jessica, thanks for helping me kick my kankles - Hill“

ESSENCE magazine reports Arizona Cardinal Matt Ware recently got married. The mag posted plenty of gorgeous photos of the wedding, but the theme of the wedding cake?

(Oh hell nah)
Unfortunate.
Then again, if Mrs. Ware was down for that, Matt certainly has himself a kept woman. Salut!

Moon landing skeptics, out of my sight!

With my recent discovery of these formerly classified, plasticene-based slippers, I’ve finally irrefutable evidence Homo sapiens once traipsed the lunar landscape.

Only thing uglier than those shoes:

Is in Steve Phillips’ passenger seat

Rick Majerus. On his laptop. Alone.

Middle seat to Auckland - between Jim Gray & Pat O’Brien

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CelebrityClubber.com posts a photo of Jerry Jones today that has the Cowboys Owner appearing as if he’s had one too many, or needs a mattress - fast.

(”Hotties”, Jerry’s face are a bit of a stretch)

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Perhaps that sleeping two hours a night thing isn’t working out after […]

Normally, the only thing I look forward to when attending a Stanford football game is the performance of the band. Last Saturday was a little different experience, as the team decided to show up too. But nice to know the band didn’t let us down either.

In front of 100,000 USC fans at The Coliseum, the […]

We take you now to Georgia, where cheerleaders hoist giant signs with bible verses at public school football games, and when you play pickup basketball, it had damned well be shirts vs. shirts. Chattooga High School officials recently censored the school’s yearbook, excising pages which depicted male students playing basketball while not wearing shirts.

(Vile porn! […]

Just a quick word of advice: skip this post. No, really, skip it. It’s about people doing things with body parts and… well, it’s not so much a body part as a body by-product. And no, not poop. Or pee. I’d rather write about someone like Juan Manuel Marquez drinking his own urine. Honestly, that’s […]