Moon landing skeptics, out of my sight!

With my recent discovery of these formerly classified, plasticene-based slippers, I’ve finally irrefutable evidence Homo sapiens once traipsed the lunar landscape.

Only thing uglier than those shoes:

Is in Steve Phillips’ passenger seat

Rick Majerus. On his laptop. Alone.

Middle seat to Auckland - between Jim Gray & Pat O’Brien

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Gorgeous piece by graphic designer Ken Carbone at FastCompany.com as he tries to one-up helmet logo designs of three NFL teams: the New England Patriots, Washington Redskins and Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Excerpt:
Among the weakest designs are the Washington Redskins and Tampa Bay Buccaneers , whose visually complicated logos become a graphic mess when televised […]

Sometimes, the best scientific breakthroughs come from the unlikeliest of sources. Isaac Newton discovered gravity when he saw an apple fall. Dr. Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin when he accidentally left a petri dish open. And Einstein invented space while tripping on LSD*. But we never thought we’d see the day when Major League Baseball revolutionized […]

That there? It’s not that impressive-looking on its own; it’s just a somewhat large bookcase with quite a few magazines. They just happen to be multiple copies of every single SPORTS ILLUSTRATED… and over 94% of them are signed. Signed by the people on the cover, we mean, not just by Scott Smith, the guy […]

Attention! Now available from the Dallas Cowboys official online pro shop:

Now, you might think the Dallas Cowboys are referring to their genitalia, specifically their penis, because nothing makes someone better than someone else than by having a big penis (unless you’re a woman, of course). Unfortunately, you would be incorrect in assuming so.

If you’ve yet to open that new Topps Jumbo Pack of NFL trading cards you just purchased (OK, lets face it: Your parents purchased for you), you’ve got an extra surprise in store. No, the Ben Roethlisberger card does not come with a denial of wrongdoing. It’s something better.

There’s one NFL cheerleader card in every […]

Attention, those of you who just so happened to be using the men’s restroom in the Phillies’ Citizens Bank Park yesterday: if you happened to find an actual World Series Ring, it’s not yours. Please return the $15,000-valued ring at once, in the name of doing the right thpfffffhahaha, sorry, I couldn’t finish that sentiment […]

One of David Letterman’s funnier running gags lately is his “coverage” of the Michael Vick story, in which he shows video of Vick throwing a practice pass for the Eagles, then cuts to footage of a ball hitting various animals (Wednesday night’s was a penguin). No, reminders of Vick’s sordid past are not going away […]

So I suppose one of the biggest beefs that Philadelphia football fans have concerning their team signing Michael Vick is the sheer audaciousness of it all. Andy Reid and Jeffrey Lurie, say many, were going to do what they were going to do, with no real regard for what the paying customer felt about it. […]

So often the news is bad when it comes to baseball spectators and balls hit into the stands (Cub fans, you know who you are). America longs for a feel-good story about snagging baseballs, and here it is. Below you see CJ (last name unknown), who caught not one but two foul balls off the […]