The Baltimore Ravens went 5-11 last year and were the only team in the league to lose to the Dolphins.

Now, with a new head coach in John Harbaugh, the Ravens are eager to pummel the only opponents they have right now: each other.

Luis Sharpe played 12 years in the NFL and made three Pro Bowls. The native Cuban was arrested in November for smoking crack. In an adult bookstore.

He was arrested a second time in February, but this time, he didn’t get off.

Get ready to hear the name Mike Gilbert for a while.

Gilbert, a former associate of Simpson’s, claims in his new book that O. J. Simpson (yes, that O. J. Simpson) confessed to killing his wife while high on marijuana in 1994.

The GAINESVILLE SUN reports today that “Jamar Hornsby, a University of Florida football player, was released on his own recognizance after turning himself in Friday morning on charges of credit card theft and fraudulent use of a credit card.”

“Hornsby, 21, was allegedly using a credit card issued to Ashley Slonina, a University of Florida student […]

In a major move to get his priorities straight, Chris Henry went on the radio yesterday and talked about coming back to the NFL. Henry was recently released from the Bengals after a UC student had the gall to accuse Henry of punching him in the head and damaging his car.

From the DAYTON DAILY NEWS:
“I […]

The FORT MYERS NEWS-PRESS reports that a woman who claimed to be “inseparable” with Mindy McCready during her alleged underage affair with Roger Clemens says she was not 15 when McCready met (and had sex with) him.

(The only woman west of the Mississippi yet to be questioned in Clemens affair)
The woman, Jennifer Sirbaugh, and […]

Cedric Benson created quite the boating brouhaha over the weekend. But the CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports that the Bears RB denies that he was, um, rocking the boat with local authorities.

Benson disputes that he was drunk & that he was resisting officers, claiming that it was the cops who were the ones acting rough. It was […]

As Fridays are the day for dumping unwanted news, Mondays are the day to get your name into the news for more positive press. Therefore, welcome to “So Sorry!” Monday. Your guests this week include Roger Clemens and soccer star Ronaldo.

First up: Roger Clemens, the man that doesn’t know when to say “settle […]

Bears RB Cedric Benson ran for 674 yards last season. Last night, Benson tried to run from an arrest and was pepper sprayed for his trouble.

Benson was boating “with about 12 or 15 others” near Austin, Texas when he failed an abbreviated sobriety test and refused to take a follow-up test on dry land. And […]

Kansas City Royals P John Bale, he of the portly 7.63 ERA, recently went on the disabled list with a tight throwing shoulder.

Elements of his rehab probably included ice treatment, stretching, and rest. Punching a door in a hotel? Not so much.