I’d seen the pics of Tom Arnold committing misdemeanor sexual battery pulling down a commando Marisa Miller’s pants during a celebrity flag football game during Super Bowl week in Miami, but I hadn’t seen any large, closeup shots.

(Real time analysis from a coaching legend)
Until now.

Please god.

No.
Other unnecessaries:

Morning after buzzkill:

Now for the real reason Dwight Freeney was ineffective last night:

Ramona Shelburne of ESPNLosAngeles.com reports:

Thursday evening (USC football coach Lane) Kiffin received a verbal commitment from 13-year old wunderkind quarterback David Sills of Bear, Del.
Okay, take a breath. What the hell is going on?
The ‘commitment’, which means absolutely nothing and can be rescinded by either party at any time, is the handiwork of Sills personal […]

Peter Gammons is a treasure. Love watching and listening to him. No one knows or cares more about baseball.

(ARod gave steroid confession to Gammons last February)
But something he wrote today @ MLB.com about the ongoing media and fan treatment of Mark McGwire disturbed me a little.
Clearly the baseball public is different than the public […]

Thanks to the FT. MYERS NEWS-PRESS, we have our first confirmed Lingerie Football League MILF: Tampa Breeze lineman Carie Small.

(She goes both ways. In the game. On the line. Nevermind.)
Mother of a nine-year-old son, irony takes a standing-eight in the opening round of her N-P profile:
“People first think that this is just powder puff […]

Mike Klis of the DENVER POST reports that Mike Shanahan has agreed to become the next head coach of the Washington Redskins.

Shanahan is expected to sign a five-year deal worth about $7 million a year, with the Redskins making the official announcement on Wednesday.
The move is also good news for Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen, […]

When you have to spend five minutes telling us how important someone is, don’t bother:

(Thank goodness for the six fingers of Cutty)
Can just hear the night-before convo: ‘Remember Coach Sparano’s daughter’s Bat Mitzah? Promise me no dried vomit in your hair this time’

CBS-TV Charlotte affiliate WBTV has another eyewitnesses account of the fatal incident involving Chris Henry and Loleini Tonga yesterday.

WBTV spoke with a neighbor who claims he witnessed an argument between Henry and Tonga on Wednesday outside her parents’ Peachtree Road home in northwest Charlotte. The neighbor said Tonga left the house driving a yellow Ford F150 […]

ESPN’s Joe Schad reports this afternoon that Kansas football coach Mark Mangino ‘will not return’ as coach next season.

If Mangino was not fired with cause, the school would owe him the balance of his contract, which is $6.6M. More likely, there was some sort of buyout settlement.

On November 20, I reported that Mangino’s reps were […]

Brady Quinn’s finally moving up in the world. After throwing for only 3 total touchdowns in his NFL career entering last weekend’s games, the Browns QB burned the Lions’ defense for 4 TD tosses last Sunday. Sure, Cleveland still lost on the final play of the game, but you gotta start somewhere.

And now Brady has […]