Second Coming of Montana To Bless Notre Dame

Rejoice, Notre Dame fans! The Second Coming is upon thee! Joe Montana’s kid will be joining thy gloriously gallant gridiron team!

SI’s Arash Markazi tosses over news that Joe’s eldest son Nate will soon be heading for the South Bend campus, challenging for the QB spot.
So, is the younger Montana an immediate lock to be the […]

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Ex-LSU QB Perrilloux To Sign Up With Gamecocks

Former LSU QB Ryan Perrilloux has finally found a new home. The troubled ex-Tiger announced today that he’ll soon be playing for the Gamecocks.

Hold on, South Carolina fans - not those Gamecocks.
Mike Perrin of the BIRMINGHAM NEWS reports that Perrilloux will be signing with Jacksonville State. And just to add a little more confusion, the […]

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Glendale Loses $2 Million By Hosting Super Bowl

Hey, Glendale. Remember that Super Bowl you hosted about four months ago? Yeah? Did you enjoy it?

I hope so, because you paid about $3.4 million to host it…and you only made about $1.2 million in tax revenue from it. So that means that you lost about…five, seven, carry the one…hey, can I borrow your abacus?

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WVU President Thinks R-Rod is “Not Intelligent”?

If a West Virginia football fan wanted to really drive Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez insane, they’d inflict the ultimate torture upon him: laryngitis. If Rodriguez couldn’t make ill-timed and thoughtless statements, he might curl up into a ball and weep uncontrollably. Of course, since his mouthiness is our gold mine, we might […]

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Bills’ Everett Waived, Seeks Out Disability Dough

Tight end/special teamer Kevin Everett, who suffered from (and recovered from) a horrific, life-threatening spinal injury early last season, was waived by the Buffalo Bills yesterday.

That’s not quite as bad as it sounds.

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Matt Walsh Steps Forward, Reveals…Nothing New

So that Matt Walsh - Roger Goodell meeting that we’ve all been waiting to happen? Yesterday, it finally did.

Among the new revelations were…nothing, really.

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Stylin’ Keyshawn Tells Fashion Critics To Eat Crow

Keyshawn Johnson always knew he was one football stud that had some serious style. Now he has the hardware to finally prove it.

(Give me the damn ‘Best Dressed Man’ award!)
Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS struts out the news that the NFL studio analyst was awarded “Best Dressed Man” at this year’s Michael Awards, joining such […]

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Sorenstam Feeling Like Favre, Decides To Retire

Annika Sorenstam is packing up her putter & storing away her seven-iron. The golfing giantess announced that she’s retiring from the links, effective at the end of the season.

During a news conference Tuesday, the 37-year-old Sorenstam said she got the inspiration to complete her career after watching another long-time playing athlete call it quits - […]

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Rich Rod Isn’t No. 1 In Braylon Edwards’ Heart

For the first time since being admitted into the union, West Virginia has every reason to laugh at Michigan, thanks to native-son-turned-prodigal Rich Rodriguez. As Bob Hertzel of the TIMES WEST VIRGINIAN points out, “It’s like they say about the weather. Don’t like it? Wait a minute; it will change. Don’t have anything to write […]

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Harrison Tells Colts He’s Not Involved in Shooting

Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Marvin Harrison has been in contact with Colts owner Robert Irsay and head coach Tony Dungy to let them know that he did not participate in the shooting of a man outside his Philadelphia club with a gun owned by Harrison. Philadelphia police emphasize that Harrison is not currently […]

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