Photo: Shirtless Tiger Woods On Vanity Fair Cover

VANITY FAIR has this cover shot of Tiger Woods:

The photo, taken just before infidelity stories about Woods surfaced, was shot by Annie Leibovitz and appears to be a little off-kilter thanks to too much photoshop.

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Child Abuse? ‘World Record’ Strongest 5-Year-Old

The LONDON DAILY MAIL has the story of 5-year-old Giuliano Stroe, who The Guinness Book of Records is pimping with this:
The exceptional pre-schooler performed the fastest ever 10m hand walk with a weight ball between his legs to the delight of the studio audience.

The kid performed the random act on Italian (freakshow) TV, and has […]

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Ron Artest Pumps Iron On Venice Beach w/Vixens

When we last checked up on Ron Artest, the latest Lakers star was hitting a Hong Kong amusement park with aspiring Chinese singer Shin Shin in tow, and adding his own amusement by reenacting his famous Malice In The Palace. Of course, in order to be able to pull off such moves on a moment’s […]

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Only The Finest Dancers Shall Perform For LeBron

In our sacred quest to bring you dance and cheerleader tryouts from every NBA team, today we proudly present the official Cleveland Cavaliers Dance Team auditions. These photos are from the finals, held July 20-23. It’s like an extra-special episode of “Fame,” only with somewhat creepy judges:

And I guess it takes more to be a […]

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Disco’s Demise, The Chicago White Sox And You

Never before or since has a baseball promotion been so ill-advised, spectacularly destructive and, perhaps, so good for society as a whole. Sunday is the 30-year anniversary of Disco Demolition Night, the brainchild of Chicago White Sox owner Bill Veeck and area disk jockey Steve Dahl, wherein an estimated 90,000 people tore up Comiskey Park […]

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Police Finally Nab Diabolical ‘Sugarcreek Merman’

Kevin L. Miller’s one-piece women’s bathing suit reign of terror officially ended on Tuesday, when Ohio police arrested the individual many are calling the Sugarcreek Merman. Miller was apprehended without incident at his home in Sugarcreek Township, while still wearing the bathing suit. Yep, this man was living the dream, 24/7.

(He flew too close to […]

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Kendra Shows You How Her “Sports Pole” Works

Only a few more weeks until Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett are forever tied in the bonds of holy wedlock! (They’ve already been working on their wedding tans.) Any idea what gifts you’re going to get for the Girl Next Door and the Eagles receiver? The couple neglected to tell me where they’re registered. But […]

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