Cavaliers Fan Sneaks Into Locker Room Presser

Using a fake credential and a heaping scoop of moxie, an unnamed Cleveland Cavaliers fan slipped past security into the home locker room before Game 3, Quickening his way into the press conference before the game with a pressing question for head coach Mike Brown: “Hey, is LeBron going to score 50?”

If you’re going […]

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Reporter Crushed for Questioning UK Perfection

The University of Kentucky is infallible. All great things come from the University of Kentucky. The University of Kentucky has a wonderful plan for our lives. Blessed be the University of Kentucky. We shall never doubt her.
(Are the angry mobs gone? Can you still see the makeshift torches made from […]

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Yanks Fan Wins Lawsuit After Punching Sox Fan

The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry is just as violent & ridiculous as ever. It’s sad enough that the bad blood has lead to vehicular manslaughter. But how about a Yanks fan punching a Sox fan, suing said Sox fan - and winning?

The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE jabs up the news of Mario Melendez, a Bronx Bomber supporter […]

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Driver Thought Sox Fans Would Jump Out Of Way

The New Hampshire driver who ran over & killed a Red Sox fan is being held without bail. The NASHUA TELEGRAPH reports that Ivonne Hernandez will remain in jail while facing charges of second-degree murder in the death of Matthew Beaudoin.

Hernandez, a self-proclaimed Yankees fan, drove her car through a group of Sox fans after […]

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Yanks Fan Runs Over Sox Fan, Charged w/Murder

Yeah, the New York-Boston rivalry can be a fierce one at times, but in the case of Matthew Beaudoin, the bad blood went too far.

The NASHUA (NH) TELEGRAPH reports that 43-year-old Ivonne Hernandez has been charged with 2nd-degree murder for running over the 29-year-old Beaudoin, who died from his injuries.
And it was all because of […]

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Blog-A-Roni: Samantha Steele Next Erin Andrews?

• Move over, Allie LaForce: WHEN KEGSTANDS GO WRONG serves up yet another collegiate challenger to someday succeed sideline siren Erin Andrews - Liberty University sports reporter Samantha Steele:

Better watch your back, Erin!

On second thought, we’ll watch it for you.
• DEADSPIN feels pretty, oh so pretty, as the WNBA gives their rookie class some fashion […]

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Is Perrilloux Really Through At LSU? Yeah Right.

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports this afternoon that “LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux was kicked off the defending national championship team Friday after a college career marked by legal and disciplinary problems.”

EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY reports that sources indicate Perrilloux, who has been in trouble with the law numerous times, failed a drug test (marijuana). The […]

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Our Legal System At Work: Fight Over Becks’ Uni

When the LA Galaxy visited Hawaiʻi in February for the Fantasyland “Pan-Pacific Championship”/David Beckham World Tour, Beckham made a gracious gesture after the Febuary 22nd match. Instead of handing his jersey to a Gamba Osaka player, he jogged to the crowd, pointed at a boy, and tossed him his jersey. Look, how sweet!

But […]

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Pirates Fans: Next Time Leave Your Teeth At Home

So far we’ve had Red Sox fans fight Yankees fans in the stands, Mets-Phillies fans tousling to the ground, and now we have filled out the trifecta: Atlanta Braves fans are now punchin’ up Pirates fans.

(”I will find you … no matter how long it takes, no matter what Pirates hat you wear … […]

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Nude Mannequins? Nomar Fans? Must Be Wrigley

We stole away Tuesday from our responsibilities as working adults to take in a game at Wrigley Field for the first time this season. As proof that we were away from our desk for a few hours, we have submitted receipts for sunscreen purchases and this photo of the celebration after Ronny Cedeño’s grand […]

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