Dick Pounded: EPO Tests Don’t Work, Says Study

A study to be published today in the JOURNAL OF APPLIED PHYSIOLOGY completed by a respected lab in Copenhagen shows that the test for EPO (used in endurance sports, like the Tour de France cyclists and marathons) used by the World Anti-Doping Agency does not work in WADA’s own labs.

(Maybe WADA thinks they’re testing for […]

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Lance Armstrong Shrine/House Better Than Yours

In case you had not heard recently about the great and powerful (yet exceedingly humble) Lance Armstrong, let us calm your fears that Lance Armstrong has been called back to the huge velodrome in the sky and leaving the rest of us heathens to face the Rapture. He’s simply been cleaning his house for […]

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Viagra Makes Cyclists Ride Longer and Harder?

Dick Pound and the World Anti-Doping Agency continue to expand their purview in the most ironic way possible for Mr. Pound: funding a study to see if Viagra helps cyclists’ endurance at high altitudes. We would be shocked and saddened to find that the study discovered no correlation between the two as we already […]

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This Isn’t The Way To Voice Disinterest In Cycling

Choose not to watch. Discuss how bike seats can lower sperm count. State the several, several cyclists who get caught doping after winning races. There are many productive ways to show why the cycling world has problems. Taking your car and ramming a herd of cyclists — including some former Olympians — isn’t really the […]

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Olympic Cyclist Proud Of Showing Naked Ambition

In the continuing (we hope) tradition of female British athletes proud of their skills in sport & sex appeal - such as soccer sweetie Natasha Hughes - cyclist Victoria Pendleton is glad to show off her glamorous side.

THE DAILY MAIL catches up with the Beijing-bound biker, who has her eyes set on some Olympic gold. […]

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Lance’s Ex-Wife Now The More Inspirational Figure

Kristen Armstrong, ex-wife of Lance Armstrong and mother of their three children, has spent the last five years since her divorce from Lance trying to find herself again, eventually succeeding through “friends, faith, family, running and writing.” She now blogs for Runner’s World, participates in family fitness events across the U.S., and is currently […]

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Lance Armstrong Dumped By Ashley Olsen Former Wife Seen With Two Different Men

BALLPLAYING IN THE CRADLE DOESN’T PAY FOR ARMSTRONG The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that Lance Armstrong’s cradle-robbing days were all too short, reporting that Ashley Olsen “ended up leaving with the unidentified young man (not Lance Armstrong) with long brown hair” Friday night.

But while the closet-PED-user Texan will now have to take his ball […]

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Lance Armstrong Seen On Date With Ashley Olsen

THE UPSIDE TO RAIDING THE DAUGHTER’S DVD COLLECTION: The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS (vi SI’s HOT CLICKS) reports today that Lance Armstrong has a dope new girlfriend: “Maybe Ashley Olsen just wanted some tips on how to wear spandex well. The pint-size starlet was seen nuzzling up to Lance Armstrong on Monday night at Rose […]

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