Armstrong: Charity As Shield Against Investigation

In case you haven’t been paying attention, the walls are finally closing in on Lance Armstrong. The bloodhound Federal investigator who forever tainted Barry Bonds, Jeff Novitzky, is now on Armstrong’s trail and by all indications, it isn’t going to end well for the cyclist.

(Armstrong’s Barry Bonds-esque prickly personality fueling investigation?)
In order to nail […]

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Tour De France Update: Schleck Takes The Lead

After nine stages completed of the 2010 Tour de France, Luxembourg rider Andy Schleck holds a 41 second lead over defending champ Alberto Contador of Spain. Andy hopes to do older brother Frank proud, who was knocked out of the Tour after fracturing his collarbone. Meanwhile, Lance Armstrong - who’s likely riding in his last […]

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Tour de France Update: Schleck Breaks Collarbone

Updating the Tour de France: Norway’s Thor Hushovd won today’s third stage, a.k.a. the “hell of the north” due to its cobblestone roads. Switzerland’s Fabian Cancellara moved into first place overall after finishing today’s stage in sixth, while Britain’s Geraint Thomas moved into second overall after finishing second today.
Previous overall leader Sylvain Chavanel fell back […]

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Lance Armstrong On His Mag Cover: ‘lame bull—-’

Lance Armstrong isn’t too happy with his cover photo for the latest edition of OUTSIDE magazine:

Take 2: Lance Armstrong isn’t too happy with his cover photoshop for the latest edition of OUTSIDE magazine.

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Gruesome Photo: Armstrong Unable To Save Face

Lance Armstrong Tweeted this photo after his crash at the Tour of California:

Think that’s bad? You haven’t seen Floyd.

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Lance Armstrong’s Unborn Baby’s Twitter Account

Lance Armstrong’s fifth child has set up a Twitter account under the username CincoArmstrong.

First Tweet: “I got 2 arms, 2 legs, a nickname, and i’m 2 inches long. See y’all in October..“
Jack/Olivia hasn’t been born yet.

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Lance Armstrong On Kornheiser: ‘Punkass Chump’

UPDATE: Audio of Kornheiser’s rant has now been posted on Youtube:

Lance Armstrong unleashed a stunning stream of vitriol to his 2,457,806 Twitter.com followers today directed at ESPN’s Pardon The Interruption host Tony Kornheiser in reference to comments the ESPN personality recently made on his daily ESPN radio show in D.C.:

So what did Kornheiser say to make Armstrong so upset? The cyclist […]

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We Can’t Decide If This Is Sports And/Or Awesome

Okay, so has America issued a verdict on BMX or “doing what skateboarders do but just on a bicycle instead” and whether that counts as sports yet? I ask because we accept Lance Armstrong as a sportsman, no questions asked, but once we start getting into the whole “tricks off a street implement thing,” everything […]

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Test Positive For Cocaine? Blame It On The Booze

Cyclist Tom Boonen, whom you’ve probably never heard of before, has a bit of a cocaine problem. Or so he’s told, anyway; he can’t quite remember. That’s because for as substantial a problem as three positive tests for cocaine goes, it’s the method by which he got to that drug usage that’s the bigger problem: […]

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Jay Glazer’s Road Rash Will Put You Off Your Meal

Jay Glazer is getting plenty of mileage out of his recent motorcycle accident, making the status of his forearm road rash know to all via his Twitter page on FOX SPORTS. This can only enhance his status in the MMA community, I’d guess.

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