NCAA To Investigate Mayo With ‘New Information’

NCAA Commissar Myles Brand has announced that former USC star O.J. Mayo will be investigated after learning of “new information” about Mayo’s alleged acceptance of cash and gifts while still enrolled in school.

It is presumed that Brand shouted his intention to investigate from a very tall window overlooking the NCAA parking lot, while holding his […]

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Kelvin Claims NCAA Violations @ IU Not His Fault

It’s not Kelvin Sampson’s fault that Indiana had committed several NCAA violations during his reign as basketball coach. Just ask him yourself.

Mark Alesia of the INDIANAPOLIS STAR phones in news that Sampson & two former IU assistants will be heading to Seattle on June 13 to face the NCAA Committee on Infractions. The most serious […]

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O.J. Mayo Received (Yawn) Gifts & Cash At USC?

You guys aren’t gonna believe this, so you better sit down. Are you sitting down?

Yeah, well, here goes: O.J. Mayo might have received gifts and cash during his one year of playing basketball at Southern Cal. In other words, O.J. Mayo played one year of basketball at USC.

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Laettner Elected To HOF (Not THAT Hall Of Fame)

Former NBA player and Duke standout Christian Laettner will be inducted into the The National Polish-American Sports Hall of Fame on June 12th.

Wait, so Laettner’s Polish? All this time I thought he was gay.

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Reporter Crushed for Questioning UK Perfection

The University of Kentucky is infallible. All great things come from the University of Kentucky. The University of Kentucky has a wonderful plan for our lives. Blessed be the University of Kentucky. We shall never doubt her.
(Are the angry mobs gone? Can you still see the makeshift torches made from […]

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Huggins’ Crash Landing - Falls On Head At Airport

Bob Huggins experienced a dangerous landing at the Charlotte airport on Thursday - and that was after the plane had already safely landed.

SbBer Don gives us the heads up that the West Virginia basketball coach, who was coming to town to meet with Mountaineer alumni, tripped and cracked his cranium on the tarmac. The CHARLESTON […]

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Hugs Better Have a Good Handle On His Heineken

Bob Huggins needs to be careful with his Cutty Sark consumption, keep his Michelob to a minimum, maintain his Lowenbrau at low levels - basically, he better watch what he drinks.

The AP serves up some sobering details on the new contract the West Virginia basketball coach signed last Friday. The new deal will keep Huggins […]

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Wooden & Scully Together Again: One Night Only!

John Wooden & Vin Scully don’t usually like being the center of attention (especially when John just wants to watch a UCLA game in peace). But for evening, the legendary Bruins basketball coach & the equally legendary Dodgers broadcaster will be sharing the stage to share stories of their many years in sports service.

“Scully & […]

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Sampson Back In B-Ball, Bags Bucks Assistant Job

Looks like Kelvin Sampson can stop calling up employment agencies. The former Indiana head coach has apparently agreed to become an assistant with the Milwaukee Bucks.

The AP reports that a person “with knowledge of the hiring” says that Sampson will soon be serving on Scott Skiles’ staff. The source spoke on the condition of anonymity […]

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Kentucky’s Gillispie Offers Eight Grader Full Ride

The LEXINGTON HERALD-LEADER reports today the Kentucky basketball coach Billy Gillispie has offered Michael Avery, an eight grader from L.A., a full scholarship which will begin with the 2012-13 season.

(UK coaching staff now in throes of intensive bottle-feeding training)
Like Tim Floyd’s USC sign last year, Avery is not physically imposing. Standing 6-4, Gillispie saw Avery […]

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