Stanley Cup Fail: The NHL Dozint Spell Very Gud

When some alien race arrives here in the distant future and digs up the artifacts of our long-extinct civilization, I hope they don’t find the Stanley Cup. I’d hate for us to be remembered by the unfortunate etchings on that ancient punch bowl. Not to mention the germs.

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL has a story today […]

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Sorry Morganna, Rafer Is The New Kissing Bandit

Amid the drama and excitement of Orlando forcing a Game 7 with Boston was a peculiar sight: Rafer Alston, apparently trying to atone for his Eddie House headslap by, um, kissing a referee’s bald head, as seen below.

(Okay, then.)
But as sharp-minded sports fans like HG at YOU BEEN BLINDED recall, this isn’t a crazy, one-off […]

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Southern Miss Spring Game Gets Quite Raunchy

No doubt millions of people throughout the United States had spent their winter counting down the days to the Southern Mississippi spring game, and on Saturday the day they’d been waiting for finally arrived. Of course, the problem for all of those Golden Eagles fans in New York, California, and everywhere outside Mississippi was that […]

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Bill Murray’s Golf Skills Could Use A Little Work

Actor and comedian Bill Murray loves golf. He’s done movies about golf (Caddyshack), made TV series about golf (The Sweet Spot), written books about golf (Cinderella Story), and opened golf-themed restaurants (Murray Bros. Caddyshack). Even when Murray gets a DUI, he gets it in a golf cart (in Sweden). As you might expect from a […]

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Cheerleader Can’t Sue Teammate For Dropping Her

Is cheerleading a sport? That’s a question that usually comes up in the context of “how manly do you think sports are,” which usually comes up in the context of “why yes, I would love a ninth beer, how did you know?” But today, it was a question with a considerable amount of money riding […]

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Frank Beamer Takes A Punch Like Don Flamenco

Admit it - you’ve wanted to punch Frank Beamer in the face before. In this day and age, how high and mighty do you have to be to stay with the same school for 22 years? And just who does he think he is, winning his third ACC championship in his fifth season in the […]

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Tough Luck Golfer’s Hole-In-One On Wrong Hole

I’m a sucker for hole-in-one stories. Make the golfer a lifelong duffer in his 70s, and I’m even more enticed. Make the ace on a 330-yard hole, and it might be the greatest golf story of my lifetime. There’s just one problem: this poor guy nailed it on a different hole than he teed […]

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Chase Daniel Really Admires Colt McCoy’s Ass

While it’s widely accepted that the SEC has been the best conference in college football over the last few years, things may be changing a bit this year. Right now the Big 12 has four teams in the top 10 of the BCS rankings, and five in the top 15. A big reason for this […]

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No One Told Danyelle Sargent Bill Walsh Was Dead

Being a sideline reporter isn’t exactly the hardest job in the world, nor is it really that necessary. I mean, when a player gets injured and then heads to the locker room, they show it on the broadcast. There really is no need to go to Suzy Kolber and ask her for news on it […]

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I Have Four Words For You: Chimp On A Segway

All right, so maybe this post isn’t strictly sports-related, but if we can do rat basketball we can do this. Besides, I think after you watch the video you’ll forgive me.¬†Straight from the land of Ham Fighters and bug death matches, comes this truly amazing find. Since you’re probably wary of anything hyped on the […]

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