NCAA To Investigate Mayo With ‘New Information’

NCAA Commissar Myles Brand has announced that former USC star O.J. Mayo will be investigated after learning of “new information” about Mayo’s alleged acceptance of cash and gifts while still enrolled in school.

It is presumed that Brand shouted his intention to investigate from a very tall window overlooking the NCAA parking lot, while holding his […]

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Kelvin Claims NCAA Violations @ IU Not His Fault

It’s not Kelvin Sampson’s fault that Indiana had committed several NCAA violations during his reign as basketball coach. Just ask him yourself.

Mark Alesia of the INDIANAPOLIS STAR phones in news that Sampson & two former IU assistants will be heading to Seattle on June 13 to face the NCAA Committee on Infractions. The most serious […]

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D’Antoni Making Fast Friends With Starbury, Bulls

No sooner than the ink has dried on his freshly-signed multi-million dollar contract, new Knicks coach Mike D’Antoni is already putting his stamp on the franchise. First order of business - send Stephon Marbury packing.

Mitch Lawrence of the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that D’Antoni wants to ship Starbury out to his old stomping grounds […]

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LeBron’s Quite Glad Monday Wasn’t Mother’s Day

Monday night, LeBron James had a special belated Mother’s Day message for his dear ol’ mama standing courtside - SIT DOWN!

During the 2nd quarter of last night’s Game 4, the king Cavalier became entangled with Paul Pierce, and the Celtic offered his own holiday greeting by hugging LeBron and dragging him out of bounds.
Well, Paul […]

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Boston Bar Spiked Hawks’ Drinks Before Game 7?

Marc J. Spears of the BOSTON GLOBE reports on a possible reason for Atlanta’s blowout loss to Boston in Game 7 of the first round of the NBA playoffs.

(Someone might check Erin’s cup while they’re at it)
Word is, Boston entertainment prince Patrick Lyons might have played a role in the Celtics’ blowout Game 7 […]

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Cavaliers Fan Sneaks Into Locker Room Presser

Using a fake credential and a heaping scoop of moxie, an unnamed Cleveland Cavaliers fan slipped past security into the home locker room before Game 3, Quickening his way into the press conference before the game with a pressing question for head coach Mike Brown: “Hey, is LeBron going to score 50?”

If you’re going […]

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O.J. Mayo Received (Yawn) Gifts & Cash At USC?

You guys aren’t gonna believe this, so you better sit down. Are you sitting down?

Yeah, well, here goes: O.J. Mayo might have received gifts and cash during his one year of playing basketball at Southern Cal. In other words, O.J. Mayo played one year of basketball at USC.

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D’Antoni Tapped As Da Man For Rebuilding Knicks

The Knicks have found a new coach, and that poor guy is Mark D’Antoni.

The deal hasn’t been announced by the team, but sources are confirming that both sides have reached an agreement.

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Laettner Elected To HOF (Not THAT Hall Of Fame)

Former NBA player and Duke standout Christian Laettner will be inducted into the The National Polish-American Sports Hall of Fame on June 12th.

Wait, so Laettner’s Polish? All this time I thought he was gay.

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Cuban Comfort: Secret Suite Beneath Mavs Arena

When faced with such problems as bothersome bloggers, rude real estate mongers turned reality show hosts, and yet another first round exit, where can a billionaire basketball owner go to get away from it all?
His underground bunker, of course!

(“Who dares enter my secret lair!”)
Like any powerful evil genius, Mark Cuban has a secret subterranean […]

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