Comments on: Cassel Urinated On By Drunk Fan At Super Bowl

By: Charlie

Charlie — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:56:08 +0000

Wes Welker Wuvs You
12:27 pm on February 2nd, 2009
Maybe the guy was so excited to see Alyssa Milano that he couldn’t hold his excitement any longer.

Or he’s a Jets fan.

Definitely a jet fan!!!!!!!!

By: fly

fly — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:56:01 +0000

What? No Bush joke?

By: Hawaii Five-Ohno

Hawaii Five-Ohno — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:10:24 +0000

If this tinkler tried this on Tom Brady, he'd be shot dead.

By: Man U-SA

Man U-SA — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:50:01 +0000

Somebody forgot their Depends.

By: Double A-Rod

Double A-Rod — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:33:52 +0000

According to the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS (who apparently had sources deep inside the restrooms at all parties)

Talk about a sh*tty beat.

By: Brad James

Brad James — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:07:27 +0000

I'd gladly moonlight as one of Miss Milano's assistants. Cassel's lady friend was pretty good looking as well.

By: Phil Bama Slamma

Phil Bama Slamma — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:49:49 +0000

So Matt didn't even bother to wash the urine smell off his pants? No wonder everybody kept their distance from him for the rest of the party.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:48:43 +0000

Link?

By: Wes Welker Wuvs You

Wes Welker Wuvs You — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:27:29 +0000

Maybe the guy was so excited to see Alyssa Milano that he couldn't hold his excitement any longer.

Or he's a Jets fan.

By: RU Ready

RU Ready — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:15:47 +0000

(As with all famous people, he has access to special, secret restrooms at all stadiums, complete with golden bidets, seat warmers on the toilets and free caviar at the wash stations instead of sticks of Extra gum.)

Not only that, but Brady craps out 24-karat gold bars & pisses pure mountain spring water.