â€¢ But who cares about this year’s Big Game when you can already bet on next year’s?
â€¢ Rex Ryan is your next Jets coach to be fired after a few seasons.
â€¢ The Red Sox are spending money on everything else - why not snatch up a fickle fan’s loyalty, too?
â€¢ With the economy in a funk, the NBA is no longer bothered by boozing it up on its billboards.
â€¢ Northwestern would love to play a football game at Wrigley Field, but possible opponent Illinois doesn’t seem too impressed.
â€¢ The Detroit Lions will hold a town hall meeting with its fans. This should go well.
â€¢ Terry Bradshaw’s buddies get belligerent toward candid cameramen.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s dynamite didgeridoo caption contest is…
Shawn H., with this soothing submission: Riiiiiiiiiicooolllllaaaaaaâ€¦
Thanks for playing. A new contest will be blowing your way tomorrow.