• NFL Conference Championship weekend in review: The Cardinals soar over the Eagles, while the Steelers pluck the Ravens.

• But who cares about this year’s Big Game when you can already bet on next year’s?

• Rex Ryan is your next Jets coach to be fired after a few seasons.

• The Red Sox are spending money on everything else - why not snatch up a fickle fan’s loyalty, too?

• With the economy in a funk, the NBA is no longer bothered by boozing it up on its billboards.

• Northwestern would love to play a football game at Wrigley Field, but possible opponent Illinois doesn’t seem too impressed.

• The Detroit Lions will hold a town hall meeting with its fans. This should go well.

• Terry Bradshaw’s buddies get belligerent toward candid cameramen.

• And the winner of today’s dynamite didgeridoo caption contest is…

Shawn H., with this soothing submission: Riiiiiiiiiicooolllllaaaaaa…

Thanks for playing. A new contest will be blowing your way tomorrow.