Stole that line from Florio. Here you go kiddos:
“To Jessica, thanks for helping me kick my kankles - Hill“
“Mine are bigger”
“Did you vote Democratic, Jessica? If you didn’t, I’ll go all Elizabeth Lambert on your a$$!”
Headlights for Hillary
“Derek Jeter gave me herpes too!”
That is Alba not Beil
You are one hot MILF and these are my digits, call me.
“What’s your due date, Hillary?”
No “starlett” is safe from the wrath of Jeter. He has hit both.
“If I sign this, do you promise to stay away from Bill? Please?”
After scoring the winning goal in a pick-up game a the State Department, Hillary pulls a Sharpie out of her calf high stockings to sign a celebratory autograph.
See, if you fill in every other shape with this sharpie like this, we can pass them off as soccer balls to all the homeless kids for Christmas and we save seven dollars on each one.
“I swear that looks like a small stain on her blouse just above the waist”
“Remember Jessica, like I told Monica, no playing with balls in the White House.”
“Ellen!! I love your show, can you sign this ball for me?”
Hillary: “Who are you again?”
Hillary: “First, Warren Beatty gave me the actualy trench coat he wore in Dick Tracy and now this? This is the best day ever!”
Have you met my husband? He has herpes you know - very tragic.
And if a man answers…hang up!