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Hillary Clinton Signs Soccer Ball For Jessica Biel

To Jessica, thanks for helping me kick my kankles - Hill

18 comments

  1. GravatarTim Arnold
    12:26 pm on November 18th, 2009

    “Mine are bigger”

  2. GravatarD.A.
    12:37 pm on November 18th, 2009

    “Did you vote Democratic, Jessica? If you didn’t, I’ll go all Elizabeth Lambert on your a$$!”

  3. GravatarIgnatz
    12:51 pm on November 18th, 2009

    Headlights for Hillary

  4. Gravatarogre
    1:08 pm on November 18th, 2009

    “Derek Jeter gave me herpes too!”

  5. GravatarDr Drew
    1:16 pm on November 18th, 2009

    That is Alba not Beil

  6. Gravatardrew
    1:29 pm on November 18th, 2009

    To Jessica;
    You are one hot MILF and these are my digits, call me.
    Hill-icious

  7. GravatarThe Boss
    1:34 pm on November 18th, 2009

    “What’s your due date, Hillary?”

  8. Gravatarogre
    1:39 pm on November 18th, 2009

    No “starlett” is safe from the wrath of Jeter. He has hit both.

  9. GravatarJoel
    2:41 pm on November 18th, 2009

    “If I sign this, do you promise to stay away from Bill? Please?”

  10. GravatarWade
    2:52 pm on November 18th, 2009

    After scoring the winning goal in a pick-up game a the State Department, Hillary pulls a Sharpie out of her calf high stockings to sign a celebratory autograph.

  11. GravatarMikey
    11:00 pm on November 18th, 2009

    See, if you fill in every other shape with this sharpie like this, we can pass them off as soccer balls to all the homeless kids for Christmas and we save seven dollars on each one.

  12. Gravatarw
    11:46 pm on November 18th, 2009

    “I swear that looks like a small stain on her blouse just above the waist”

  13. GravatarBigDaddy
    7:25 am on November 19th, 2009

    “Remember Jessica, like I told Monica, no playing with balls in the White House.”

  14. GravatarDMQ
    9:04 am on November 19th, 2009

    “Ellen!! I love your show, can you sign this ball for me?”

  15. GravatarGerg
    11:21 am on November 19th, 2009

    Hillary: “Who are you again?”

  16. GravatarRobert from Kingwood
    9:40 am on November 20th, 2009

    Hillary: “First, Warren Beatty gave me the actualy trench coat he wore in Dick Tracy and now this? This is the best day ever!”

  17. GravatarMr. Touchdown
    11:41 pm on November 20th, 2009

    Have you met my husband? He has herpes you know - very tragic.

  18. GravatarMike d
    10:20 am on November 21st, 2009

    And if a man answers…hang up!