Caption Contest: Joe Theismann And Mike Ditka

From the SI (fur) vault:

Joe Theismann and Mike Ditka

(”Didn’t I tell you not to get anything big? Didn’t I tell you not to attract attention?“)

Winner gets free, six month subscription to Sports by Brooks.

27 comments

  1. Gravatarhail
    10:09 am on September 27th, 2010

    well played brooks. well played indeed

  2. Gravatarce2
    10:42 am on September 27th, 2010

    Goodfellas — I think Pauli chastizing one of the liutinents

  3. GravatarMooser
    11:12 am on September 27th, 2010

    “Really? That is great Joe. But if you don’t get your nancy-boy-fur-wearing-loser hand off me I am going to put my cigar out in your eye!”

  4. GravatarBenny
    11:12 am on September 27th, 2010

    I want to kiss you.

  5. Gravatar1962
    11:55 am on September 27th, 2010

    Yeah Goodfellas. Except it is Jimmy “The Gent” Conway who is chastising Carbone after the big Luthansa heist.

  6. GravatarMichael Turman
    12:13 pm on September 27th, 2010

    You know Joe, I have never been attracted to a man before, but that jacket seems to call to me…Whatcha’ doing after the game?

  7. Gravatarchad
    12:33 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Oh great, another Sheep in Wolves clothing…

  8. GravatarWade
    12:41 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Theismann solicits Ditka for a contribution to his coat made of 100% moustache.

  9. GravatarKen Brown
    1:06 pm on September 27th, 2010

    “Everyone always said I was a weasel Mike, So I might as well look like one..”

  10. Gravatarmike
    1:09 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Its not mink Mike, its actually made from your moustache trimmings.

  11. GravatarGopher Guy
    1:17 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Mike Tyson called and wants his coat back….

  12. GravatarBuckeye Stew
    1:35 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Da Minks, Mike! Da Minks!!!

  13. Gravatarron
    2:02 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Joe-”Mike, my old buddy, pimpin ain’t easy.”

  14. GravatarGMS
    2:02 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Theismann and Ditka discussing the intricacies of Community Property Law.

  15. Gravatarron
    2:03 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Scratch that previous one, Brooks…..

    Joe- “Mike, let me tell you something. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.”

  16. Gravatarkevin
    2:51 pm on September 27th, 2010

    “I stole it back from Kathy Lee Crosby after she dumped me. Isn’t That’s Incredible!”

  17. Gravatardave
    3:28 pm on September 27th, 2010

    “Hey Mike, like what I did with your ’stache clippings!”

  18. Gravatardoogie
    4:20 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Joe - Sports by Brooks actually has one paying member.
    Ditka - Nice coat!

  19. Gravatarwretched soul
    7:59 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Who’s a bear now, huh?

  20. Gravatarwretched soul
    9:34 pm on September 27th, 2010

    Okay, now you get in.

  21. Gravatarwretched soul
    9:36 pm on September 27th, 2010

    It took 10 Canadian skins to make this.

  22. GravatarDJC
    11:27 pm on September 27th, 2010

    “It feels warm and fuzzy like your mustache Mike!”

  23. Gravatarwretched soul
    12:09 am on September 28th, 2010

    It’s an original Admiral Peary.

  24. GravatarCrispy
    4:43 am on September 28th, 2010

    The real question here is much more subtle. Where did Ditka get his coat….columbo or inspector gadget?

  25. GravatarScott
    7:20 am on September 28th, 2010

    I will have that case of analeze delivered to your hotel room

  26. GravatarRen Diesel
    8:47 am on September 28th, 2010

    Joe, that coat looks like it’s made from 100% Rat A$$!

  27. Gravatarwretched soul
    11:02 pm on September 29th, 2010

    I had a choice, I could be the ass or the head, but I’m a natural ass.