So how is Nick Saban going to celebrate Alabama’s National Championship?
“I’m going to Disneyland! the Louie Anderson tribute show at Pasadena’s world-famous Ice House!”
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Dude, this guy over my right shoulder is really freaking me out.
I am just exhausted after the whole bowl season and starring as the grinch.
The big story was freshman quarterback Gilbert.
Mr. McFeely, really lives up to his name
Yo, whitey, where’s my money?
Did anybody anywhere ever see Nick Saban with a genuine smile, let alone any smile, after they won the NC? I didn’t. Geez, what’s it take to make this guy happy?
I swear to everything that’s holy, if you pour Gatorade on me…
Why is james doohan from Star Trek following me
Anybody else see the footage of Vince when he came out through the tunnel and walked onto the field? It looked like he was competing against JaMarcus in a soft-man contest (big gut etc.), although JaMarcus is still way ahead of him in that regards. You know Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy.
Confident of victory, Nick Saban had already arranged for Mr. Belvidere to be in attendance to launder his shirt after the obligatory gatorade bath.
Speaking of laundering, was everyone aware that Mark Ingram’s dad is in prison? Oh that’s right, Brent reminded us a at least three times per quarter.
Do you think I look like ESPN’s Chris Fowler? People have been mistaking me for him all night!
and I’d like to thank Big Gay Al for his super pregame speech, he’s really puts me, uh, us over the top and gets us ready to play week in week out, a great team player