Caption Contest: Aussie Open Fans ‘Roo The Day

Hey, readers! Time to jump into another SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we take a walkabout Down Under, where the Australia Open is well underway in Melbourne. And lo & behold, we happen to come across this:

Aussie Open Kangaroos

An explanation is definitely necessary. So please help us out by submitting your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance to gorge yourself on a lifetime supply of free vegemite, fermented in the finest tanks New South Wales has to offer.

Good luck & good writing! And remember - Foster’s lager is brain food.


  1. GravatarMark
    1:25 pm on January 21st, 2009

    Woman jumped in Australia by local bar hoppers.

  2. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    1:32 pm on January 21st, 2009

    I didn't realize Australia had such a huge rat problem.

  3. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    1:33 pm on January 21st, 2009

    See what happens when you have one too may Foster's?

  4. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    1:35 pm on January 21st, 2009

    Somebody's been using their Stairmaster quite a bit.

  5. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:38 pm on January 21st, 2009

    "A king-sized mouse! A muscle-bound mastodon!"

  6. GravatarRudy
    2:39 pm on January 21st, 2009

    That's right, lady.  I call him Joey.

  7. GravatarJim S.
    5:40 pm on January 21st, 2009

    Is that a 'Roo in your pouch or are you just glad to see me?

  8. GravatarRod Allen
    5:58 pm on January 21st, 2009

    Someone forgot to tie their kangaroos down, sport.

  9. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    5:59 pm on January 21st, 2009

    When Easter Bunnies take steroids.

  10. GravatarDesert Rat
    8:30 pm on January 21st, 2009

    That's one hell of a lucky rabbit's foot. And it appears to be working, since he's already getting the chicks.

  11. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    8:48 pm on January 21st, 2009

    A production still from the upcoming 2009 remake of "Night of the Lupus".

  12. GravatarEager Beaver
    8:49 pm on January 21st, 2009

    Shouldn't Sylvester the cat be creeping around trying to capture these giant mice?