Caption Contest: Another Side of Jelena Jankovic

Hey there, readers! Time to put on your tawdry thinking caps, ’cause here comes another edition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Today we take a closer look at tennis star Jelena Jankovic:

Jelena Jankovic

So, how would you describe this scene? Type in your suggestions in the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap. And please try to keep it at least PG-13, folks.

29 comments

  1. GravatarRich
    1:08 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Time to work on my backhand

  2. Gravatarjames
    1:09 pm on August 17th, 2009

    i cant see my turtle head popping out. does any one have a mirror?

  3. GravatarSteve
    1:12 pm on August 17th, 2009

    I can’t find the ball anywhere!

  4. GravatarRock Strongo
    1:33 pm on August 17th, 2009

    62…43…37…hike!

  5. GravatarCarter
    1:36 pm on August 17th, 2009

    So many to write:

    “Jankovic here posing for her annual tonsil exam”

    “Ace in the hole”

    “Hit it here”

    “Return of cervix, uh, service rather”

  6. GravatarBrad
    1:46 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Unconventional peek-a-boo

  7. Gravatarsteven
    1:49 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Is Martina looking yet???

  8. GravatarLittle Billy
    1:53 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Spread offense

  9. GravatarJohnnie Utah
    1:58 pm on August 17th, 2009

    “O.K. now that you’ve eaten your plate of deep fried broccoli, and you’re in position, you need to grab your lighter and…….”

  10. GravatarCane in Delaware
    1:58 pm on August 17th, 2009

    She is considering a future as a long snapper……

  11. GravatarBrad
    2:13 pm on August 17th, 2009

    So that’s what the line judges are looking at.

  12. GravatarJJ
    2:46 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Love one…

  13. GravatarNeill
    2:57 pm on August 17th, 2009

    “No its an Exhbition Match, not an Exhibitionist Match”
    “Jelena was desperate for a bye into the next round.”
    “Jelena’s split step was popular with the male spectators”

  14. GravatarNick N.
    3:09 pm on August 17th, 2009

    But…but…but…but…

  15. GravatarJ Taylor
    3:13 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Game, Set, Snatch

  16. GravatarJohn
    3:34 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Assuming the get ready to be pumped up position before a tennis match.

  17. GravatarBrooks
    3:39 pm on August 17th, 2009

    “Return of cervix, uh, service rather”

    Wow, good one.

  18. GravatarTK
    3:46 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Balls please.

  19. Gravatarbremen68
    4:04 pm on August 17th, 2009

    “Love this…”

  20. Gravatarbremen68
    4:05 pm on August 17th, 2009

    “Now that’s a baseline”…

  21. GravatarDavid B
    4:28 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Furburger anyone?

  22. Gravatarrahrah
    4:33 pm on August 17th, 2009

    And you thought my face was ugly………….

  23. GravatarStealthSpeed3
    4:38 pm on August 17th, 2009

    SEE? No Balls!!!!!

  24. GravatarReaser
    4:40 pm on August 17th, 2009

    “Jankovic warming up her world class drop shot”

  25. GravatarKeener
    5:09 pm on August 17th, 2009

    The latest in tennis technology, the Jankovic model acts as a playing partner and ball machine. Simply load balls through the mouth and she’ll start firing them at you…

  26. GravatarKeener
    6:16 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Full cavity

  27. GravatarFx
    6:44 pm on August 17th, 2009

    I’m still to tight!

  28. GravatarAaron
    9:43 pm on August 17th, 2009

    I’m ready for my closeup Mr. Brooks.

  29. GravatarFupDuckTV
    11:01 am on August 18th, 2009

    I’ll beat you on my hands and knees!