Hey there, readers! Time to put on your tawdry thinking caps, ’cause here comes another edition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we take a closer look at tennis star Jelena Jankovic:
So, how would you describe this scene? Type in your suggestions in the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap. And please try to keep it at least PG-13, folks.
1:08 pm on August 17th, 2009
Time to work on my backhand
1:09 pm on August 17th, 2009
i cant see my turtle head popping out. does any one have a mirror?
1:12 pm on August 17th, 2009
I can’t find the ball anywhere!
1:33 pm on August 17th, 2009
62…43…37…hike!
1:36 pm on August 17th, 2009
So many to write:
“Jankovic here posing for her annual tonsil exam”
“Ace in the hole”
“Hit it here”
“Return of cervix, uh, service rather”
1:46 pm on August 17th, 2009
Unconventional peek-a-boo
1:49 pm on August 17th, 2009
Is Martina looking yet???
1:53 pm on August 17th, 2009
Spread offense
1:58 pm on August 17th, 2009
“O.K. now that you’ve eaten your plate of deep fried broccoli, and you’re in position, you need to grab your lighter and…….”
1:58 pm on August 17th, 2009
She is considering a future as a long snapper……
1:59 pm on August 17th, 2009
When I said “deuce”…I meant the score…..
2:13 pm on August 17th, 2009
So that’s what the line judges are looking at.
2:46 pm on August 17th, 2009
Love one…
2:57 pm on August 17th, 2009
“No its an Exhbition Match, not an Exhibitionist Match”
“Jelena was desperate for a bye into the next round.”
“Jelena’s split step was popular with the male spectators”
3:09 pm on August 17th, 2009
But…but…but…but…
3:11 pm on August 17th, 2009
Your lips, my ass. Here, let me make it easy for you.
3:13 pm on August 17th, 2009
Game, Set, Snatch
3:34 pm on August 17th, 2009
Assuming the get ready to be pumped up position before a tennis match.
3:39 pm on August 17th, 2009
“Return of cervix, uh, service rather”
Wow, good one.
3:46 pm on August 17th, 2009
Balls please.
4:04 pm on August 17th, 2009
“Love this…”
4:05 pm on August 17th, 2009
“Now that’s a baseline”…
4:28 pm on August 17th, 2009
Furburger anyone?
4:33 pm on August 17th, 2009
And you thought my face was ugly………….
4:38 pm on August 17th, 2009
SEE? No Balls!!!!!
4:40 pm on August 17th, 2009
“Jankovic warming up her world class drop shot”
5:09 pm on August 17th, 2009
The latest in tennis technology, the Jankovic model acts as a playing partner and ball machine. Simply load balls through the mouth and she’ll start firing them at you…
6:16 pm on August 17th, 2009
Full cavity
6:44 pm on August 17th, 2009
I’m still to tight!
9:43 pm on August 17th, 2009
I’m ready for my closeup Mr. Brooks.
11:29 pm on August 17th, 2009
“Thought it was a full brazilian… damn, missed one”!!!
8:20 am on August 18th, 2009
Kiss my Ass Marie!
11:01 am on August 18th, 2009
I’ll beat you on my hands and knees!
7:43 pm on August 18th, 2009
“Next, right hand on green.”