Canadian H.S. Cheerleaders Are Better Than Ours

What is with all these cheerleaders getting in trouble lately?  It’s as though everyday there’s a story about a cheerleader doing something wrong.   Yesterday there was Caitlin Davis getting kicked off the New England Patriots squad for drawing penises and swastikas all over her passed out friend — well, now she says that was his “costume” — and up in Canada the cheerleaders are having too much fun.

South Delta Cheerleaders Streaking

A group of cheerleaders from South Delta Secondary shocked the world when they came out to perform in nothing but “bootie shorts and strategically placed tape and paint” at their teams game against Lord Tweedsmuir — Lord Tweesmuir!?  You know those kids get their ass kicked every day. — and the school wasn’t exactly thrilled about it.

From the NATIONAL POST:

“We talked to the girls and the principal and it’s fair to say it’s not going to happen again,” said Dianne Turner, assistant superintendent of the Delta School District.

“We’re working with the Grade 11 and Grade 12 girls in an educational way to ensure they portray a better, more wholesome image,” she said.

Of course, this story would be a lot better if we got to see what the girls got in trouble for, and thanks to FAN IQ, we can.

The girls also had to write apologies to the other team, and they all started with “So sorry you had to see my breasts.”   And that’s it.  That’s all the punishment the girls received.   It’s pretty obvious now that Canada is a lot more lenient with it’s cheerleaders than we are here in America.

Had a group of American high school cheerleaders pulled this they might have been sent to Guantanemo.  Hell, in Colorado they’d have been shot right there on the field.

18 comments

  1. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    12:15 pm on November 6th, 2008

    Isn't it a bit cold in Canada right now to be pulling off these streaking stunts?

  2. GravatarMy Name Aint Earl
    12:24 pm on November 6th, 2008

    The camera work leaves something to be desired.

  3. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    12:53 pm on November 6th, 2008

    “We talked to the girls and the principal and it’s fair to say it’s not going to happen again,” said Dianne Turner, assistant superintendent of the Delta School District.

    So much for filling out my South Delta School application.

  4. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    12:57 pm on November 6th, 2008

    Nothing like a little Ray Stevens to help the day go by faster.

  5. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    1:01 pm on November 6th, 2008

    In related news, hundreds of other Canadian high schools have immediately put South Delta on their football schedule.

  6. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    1:06 pm on November 6th, 2008

    With scantily-clad females running amok, the Benny Hill music would have worked much better.

  7. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    1:18 pm on November 6th, 2008

    I was going to move to Canada, but then Obama got elected.

  8. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    1:39 pm on November 6th, 2008

    The CFL should get these gals to perform halftime at the Grey Cup.

  9. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    1:59 pm on November 6th, 2008

    I'm going to have to buy season tickets to South Delta games now.

  10. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    2:23 pm on November 6th, 2008

    If you saw the girls at my old high school, you'd claw your eyes out if they tried the same thing.

  11. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    2:44 pm on November 6th, 2008

    Good thing this game wasn't televised. Think of all the millions the FCC would be raking in in fines.

  12. GravatarMinnyCooper
    3:06 pm on November 6th, 2008

    O Canada!

  13. GravatarNick N.
    3:32 pm on November 6th, 2008

    Oh, those crazy kooky Canucks!

  14. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    5:10 pm on November 6th, 2008

    After watching that video numerous times (and I mean numerous), you honestly can't really see that much. A better quality camera or less shaky cameraman would have helped matters a lot.

  15. GravatarThe Real EA Sports
    7:48 pm on November 6th, 2008

    I hope South Delta goes all the way to the Canadian high school championship - but only if the cheerleaders go with, too.

  16. GravatarDesert Rat
    9:02 pm on November 6th, 2008

    These gals have a bright career as showgirls.

  17. GravatarAll Washed Up
    10:06 pm on November 6th, 2008

    Um, should we be salivating over girls who might not be of legal age?

  18. GravatarBoBo
    10:12 am on November 8th, 2008

     We need take up a collection to buy these guys a better camera, and lessons about holding it steady!

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