Can’t wait for the day when the daughters of SEC coaches sing about us.

• Here’s all you wanted to know about Carmelo Anthony’s “Extreme” DUI.

At least his gal is enthusiastically standing by him.

• Sure looks like ESPN president George Bodenheimer wants to bar Barack Obama from his network.

• Golfers go under the knife: Tiger Woods needs his knee treated, while John Daly stomachs a muscle tear.

• Could next year’s T-Wolves tickets go for $1 a piece? That still seems a bit steep.

• A Mets fan fell to his death at Shea Stadium - was it the escalators or his idiocy that was to blame?

• Remembering when the Devils’ Scott Stevens laid the Stanley Cup smackdown on the Red Wings’ Slava Kozlov.

• Stephen Jackson sure knows how to live the Glug Life.

• Maria Sharapova is not as stunning as she used to be.

• Rick Neuheisel’s tenure at UCLA is off to a great start, as his players ditch practice.

• Giants pitcher Brian Wilson gets all high & mighty over his intro music.