Comments on: Cabrera Wins God-Awful Playoff For Green Jacket http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/cabrera-wins-god-awful-playoff-for-green-jacket-23308 Celebrity sports gossip since 2001 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:45:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: spongeworthy http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/cabrera-wins-god-awful-playoff-for-green-jacket-23308#comment-78721 spongeworthy Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:16:11 +0000 http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/cabrera-wins-god-awful-playoff-for-green-jacket-23308#comment-78721 After four days of golf three players were tied for the lead and that was ... bad? Seventy-two holes wasn't enough to determine the winner at the most important tournament in golf and this is bad for the sport? Oh yeah, because none of them was Tiger or Phil. I get it. Unless one of them wins golf sucks. I'm with you now. Better yet, the winner doesn't speak English. That's hi-LAR-ious! And insightful. Because what fans really care about is not what happens on the course, but what might *hypothetically* happen behind closed doors at a corporate grip-and-grin. I can't believe you didn't pass up a chance to use a Chico Escuela 'Golf been beddy beddy good to me' joke. Maybe that's a little too low-brow for your high-wire brand of comedy. And he smokes! I get it. I really do. It's funny because it's ironic, because athletes in other sports don't smoke or ingest other unhealthy or illegal substances. After four days of golf three players were tied for the lead and that was … bad? Seventy-two holes wasn't enough to determine the winner at the most important tournament in golf and this is bad for the sport?

Oh yeah, because none of them was Tiger or Phil. I get it. Unless one of them wins golf sucks. I'm with you now.

Better yet, the winner doesn't speak English. That's hi-LAR-ious! And insightful. Because what fans really care about is not what happens on the course, but what might *hypothetically* happen behind closed doors at a corporate grip-and-grin.

I can't believe you didn't pass up a chance to use a Chico Escuela 'Golf been beddy beddy good to me' joke. Maybe that's a little too low-brow for your high-wire brand of comedy.

And he smokes! I get it. I really do. It's funny because it's ironic, because athletes in other sports don't smoke or ingest other unhealthy or illegal substances.

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