EX-NBA BALLER GETS 4 YEARS IN PRISON FOR BEATING OFF: Last June, former NBA player Byron Houston was busted by police for masturbating in his car. AP: “A woman called police around 5:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that a man was masturbating at an intersection in northwestern Oklahoma City, police Master Sgt. Gary Knight said.
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“Officers found Houston in the driver’s seat of a vehicle with his underwear on the floorboard, and the woman positively identified him, Knight said.”
Houston was charged with public indecency and given probation at the time. This week, after apparently violating that probation on more than one occasion, Houston was sentenced to FOUR YEARS IN PRISON FOR BEATING OFF in public.
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The best part: “Houston still faces a Jan. 14 trial on an additional felony charge of indecent exposure.”
